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[wildthhunchback]

I have work to do and pancakes to eat

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[rotinajanitor]

"like they was grapes"

[rotinajanitor]

I am forced to post anonomously on my own account until I can access the verification email.

but you're right. the quote is actually fucking them like grapes, which makes more sense because why would you fuck popcorn?

[rotinajanitor]

Grapes makes a little too much sense if you ask me. Mike Tyson fucking grapes is a more dangerous image because it has none of the awkward hilarity of him fucking popcorn. No way do I want to try and crack open that foul-smelling nest of innuendo.

[wildthhunchback]

I tried to reply but it didn't work the first time.

Anyway, I picture Tyson being angry when he's fucking grapes. Popcorn, though, he'd just kind of laugh and then feebly attempt to throw it in his mouth, before he realized he was just rubbing it against his cock.