i have completed two years of college, and my sister has finally graduated from tulane. time marches on, i suppose ( Read more... )

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i know i haven't updated in a while, but i don't have much time for this anymore. here's what i have been doing for the past three months ( Read more... )

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and i didn't get any. in fact, i got about the farthest away from getting any, more than anyone in history.

so that's why i'm not going downtown for lent. it's a crock of shit: i go out there with high hopes, and nothing happens. i get cockblocked or things just fall apart.

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the south is known for many things - beautiful and charming belles, gallant men, mint juleps, imbreeding - but something i'll bet you didn't know is that is doesn't snow here much. as a matter of fact, it hasn't snowed here since about the last ice age, when beauregard t. neanderthal made his famous comment spoken by southerners everywhere: "what ( Read more... )

i can't talk for long, but it's just one to let you all know that i'm still out here. i'm taking a lot of hours this semester so i probably won't update as much.

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happy new year's day to y'all. my nose is currently pretty stopped up. i breathe through my mouth, and my nose literally drips with snot every couple of minutes. gross, but true ( Read more... )