4: Adam M. (via iChat), Green St., Urbana, IL

May 11, 2005 16:30

Brian: hey. was it always this hot in the office last summer?

Adam M.: It was usually 2-300degrees in the office through August. Although, Shmooey was burning stuff 'cos the microwave was out. Maybe it was that.
Adam M.: He has to cook his Manwiches somehow.

Brian: i assume those are his 30 2-liter bottles of diet coke on the shelves of his ( Read more... )

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gay sex uphemisms anonymous May 20 2005, 18:02:37 UTC
take a bite of the meat donut

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more euphy! more mism! anonymous June 13 2005, 22:10:22 UTC
- "putting the nel back in carter"
- "spelunking bridal cave"
- "closing the savings account" (aka "closing the interest bearing checking account")
- "fucking a man in the ass"
- "passing on the collision damage waiver"
- "eating pussy"
- "making the fonze speak portugeuse"
- "giving the turkey 'just a few more minutes to brown'"
- "selling back the jeff foxworthy CDs for beer money"
- "who farted?"

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Re: more euphy! more mism! anonymous June 21 2005, 16:09:37 UTC
putting the kielbasa and kiwis into tight brown fridge
snapping the brown balloon knot
spilling man-aise in the c-ass-erole
putting the erector set back in the box
watching "murder she wrote" with shaq
having a sleep over at uncle nana's
joining the swimteam
having sex with a woman*
tuck-pointing the chimney
introducing woody harrelson to kirstie alley

*(opposite day use only)

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