Brian: hey. was it always this hot in the office last summer?
Adam M.: It was usually 2-300degrees in the office through August. Although, Shmooey was burning stuff 'cos the microwave was out. Maybe it was that.
Adam M.: He has to cook his Manwiches somehow.
Brian: i assume those are his 30 2-liter bottles of diet coke on the shelves of his
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- "spelunking bridal cave"
- "closing the savings account" (aka "closing the interest bearing checking account")
- "fucking a man in the ass"
- "passing on the collision damage waiver"
- "eating pussy"
- "making the fonze speak portugeuse"
- "giving the turkey 'just a few more minutes to brown'"
- "selling back the jeff foxworthy CDs for beer money"
- "who farted?"
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snapping the brown balloon knot
spilling man-aise in the c-ass-erole
putting the erector set back in the box
watching "murder she wrote" with shaq
having a sleep over at uncle nana's
joining the swimteam
having sex with a woman*
tuck-pointing the chimney
introducing woody harrelson to kirstie alley
*(opposite day use only)
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