Today was so weird. I think i really acctually and truly got more drunk than ever ( Read more... )

My REAL roomate kicks SOOO much ass- she just moved in and we did short person shot's- by the way everyone shoulld put bicardi vanilla in orange soda- it kicks orange dreamsicle asssssss ( Read more... )

I've had to pee for an hour and a half now ( Read more... )

FINALLY- i have the sweet joyous internet ( Read more... )

SO, the party is ACTUALLY happening tomorrow (wednesday) night and i think it shall begin around ten. there will b some drinkys there. and there will b a floor for crashing. lemme know if u wanna go and i shall give u directions.

Okay- so sorry the partying didn't begin yesterday ( Read more... )

"I realize what I am now too smart to mention, to you ( Read more... )

Why Bother? [top ( Read more... )

WHY am i PLAGUED with over-analyzation.
It should explode and stop making me feel dissociated!!!!!!!!
FUCKING... ASSS!

Anchorman wasn't all that I expected- though I did expect quite a bit from it. At least I had a good taco from Rubio's before I went- but then my hands smelled of halibut and lime ( Read more... )