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Have you ever experienced a time in your life where things just seem to stand still? Where the days don't move quickly enough? I thought I knew what time standing still was like until now...well, now I do, but I didn't before. This is February! It's my birthday month! It should treat me better than it has! Anyway, things will get better soon
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a)Skeletor is the main villian in the cartoon, comic, and action figure series "Masters of the Universe". He has a muscular body and an exposed skull for a face.
"I'll fuck you up, He-Man!" shouted Skeletor.
b)A bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way. Had you even made an attempt to have sex with her, you would merely poke through her vagina and straight through her stomach and kill her in a yeasty, bloody mass of skeletor-killing pokage.
"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery, but you don't want to bone a skeletor."
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