Dans Hearts Needs You!!!!

[will_rau]

Today in the middle of the 3rd quarter of the Packers game, 23yr old Dan Flood seriously had a heart attack. It was awesome, his left side went numb and everything. Hes fine now, he just held his chest and walked around complaining for a little bit, but hes fine now. I give him about 3 more weeks before hes dead. I tried telling him that he should

Comments

[wyzwun]

You homo, I'm not going to die. When you itemize my diet it does kinda seem unhealthy, though. Well, atleast I won't have to drive your dumb ass around anymore.

[will_rau]

You ARE going to die, I forgot to put in that update that after you had your heart attack, instead of taking some asprin, you went and finished off the rest of the tray of brownies.