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[willa_ford]

*is situated upstairs in her bedroom, hovering in frustration in front of a full body mirror. in the middle of the frenzy, her cell rings, momentarily adverting her attention away from the heaps of clothing that surround her

Comments

[ex_nicole_ri753]

i represent queens she was raised out in brooklyn

[willa_ford]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE BACK

[ex_nicole_ri753]

I'M NOT!!! i just had to comment you, are you back?!?!

[willa_ford]

YOU TEASE I don't know. I just wanted to update so that the people who still do have me added don't have one more person over 6 weeks on their nudge list because I'm OCD and I know how it feels.

[johnrzeznik]

I love you so much.

[willa_ford]

I love you, too! I will even put on some clothes before you yell at me.

[kreukkristin]

THOSE AREN'T EVEN ASTERISKS THAT IS STORYBOOK RIGHT THURR

*chases you w a dildo*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[willa_ford]

OMG I'VE NEVER STORYBOOKED BEFORE YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I WAS DOING IT ALL THIS TIME?!?!?

*stops when she realizes she's being chased with a dildo and gets on her knees*

damn u

[kreukkristin]

I guess so!

=-o maow??

[willa_ford]

*plays the xylophone with her tounge on your sex pack... I mean six pack lol*

[barrymore_drew]

Something made me think of you yesterday and now I totally can't remember what it was and it's annoying me.

I'm surprised your dogs hadn't starved to death.

[willa_ford]

Popcorn chicken? I know, I had to get one of those dog bowls that has a timer on it and releases food for them every couple of hours.

[barrymore_drew]

Hah no! I think it was a song. It might have been you and I was like I haven't heard that in for fucking ever.

You're getting all 21st century. I'm glad the dogs didn't starve.

*goes for chicken*

[willa_ford]

Haha, I don't even listen to me anymore. Me too. I didn't want to end up on Animal Cops. I'm seriously going to try to make my own popcorn chicken. It can't be that hard.

[kreukkristin]

*drives by w eggs*

*tosses them across your rear window*

*MANIACAL LAUGHTER*

[willa_ford]

*gets down thinking they are gun shots and prays for nelly*

[kreukkristin]

*puts bandaid under eye and saves you?*

[willa_ford]

*takes off all her clothes because it's getting hot in here*