VOICE POSTS ARE FOR COOL KIDS

[brb_napping]

Hey look everybody, I found a gun!

Whoa... I think it's real.

[pause. it just occurs to him now, just having regressed mentally, too... that he's not home any more.]

Uh... hello? Where am I?

[yeah... have fun, hometrail. half your defence troop or so is tiny now.]

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[recalls]

[Awww a tiny scared girl voice.] Guns are dangerous!

[brb_napping]

Aliens are... [o man how do you explain that.]

Aliens aren't humans. They're like monsters. And they come from planets we don't know yet. They're at war with us and want to kill us all.

voice;

[recalls]

[Lmaooo scaring the crap out of the tiny orange girl, here. She is covering her ears with her hands and everything.]

Aaaaah! Stop, stop, that's scary!

[Oh, and now she is crying. Because she is a crybaby.]

[brb_napping]

[o crap he sounds honestly surprised now.]

Sorry? But it's okay, we have soldiers who fight them!

voice;

[recalls]

We do?

let's just say voice forever, y? lmao

[brb_napping]

Sure! There's a lot of them. They recruit everywhere, too.

works for me! and that was some sexy html fail if i do say so myself

[recalls]

Ohh... are you a soldier?

haha no worries about that!

[brb_napping]

Me? No, of course not. I'm too young.

[recalls]

Ohhhh... you have to be old to be one?

[brb_napping]

Yeah, you have to be sixteen!

[recalls]

Do you want to be one when you grow up?

[brb_napping]

Yes! You get to shoot aliens! It's fun!

voice;

[brands]

Don't cry, Vanille! It's okay. I'll protect you from the aliens.

voice;

[recalls]

[And just like that, Vanille stops crying. Magical Fang powers, you see.] Okay! But don't get hurt!

voice;

[brands]

I won't!