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May 25, 2010 23:38

Howdy, everybody, this's H.M. Murdock comin' to ya once again, courtesy of this here Junogizmo. Incidentally what I want to know is, where did all you people learn to type with just your thumbs? 'Cause near's I can tell that's the only way you could ever get a decent-sized message outta this thing and it'd take me darn near forever.

Anyway. Got a couple other questions for all you folks:

First off, anybody here got any idea if the locals have anything in the way of air transport? Not that I mind takin' the ride a little slower but a man ain't meant to have his feet on the ground for months on end. Gotta get up there one way or another, know what I mean?

Second off, the name "Roderick Decker" mean anything to any of you lovely folks? If so, let me take this opportunity to say I don't know anything about anything. Categorically speaking. So's we're clear on that point.

Lessee, which number am I on? Anway. Nextly: Anyone sees an invisible dog answering to the name of Billy, send him around to room, uh . . . [shuffling] Alpha N-107. Thank ya kindly.

Lastly -- if a fella by the name of Badou Nails is listening in, I snagged the top bunk. Hope y'don't mind.

That's all I got for the time being. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, possible talking animals, and . . . you know what I'm just gonna stick to 'folks' from here on out and simplify this whole thing. H.M. Murdock, over and out.

h.m. murdock, cmt: anathema device

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