VOICE
You know what I like the most about this Caravan?
The stairs. Stairs are great. Stairs are convenient. Stairs usually mean that walkways and bridges are still around and haven't... rotted away or been eaten or something.
Walkways and bridges are great, too. You ever tried to get around without either of those things? It's a tricky business. Lots of running, and jumping, and missing, and falling involved... see, I got lucky, I had someone to catch me, but that's not the point --
Stairs! I'm never going to take them for granted again. My feet are still healing from the last time we ran out of them.
Which is why you should all use them instead of waking me up at the crack of dawn to climb the outside of the tower. It's like nobody has any sense of self-preservation anymore! Sure, climb the tower, wouldn't that be fun... if any of you answered "yes", I'm not talking to you. You are obviously a lot more likely to get me killed than anyone else here. You are also probably crazy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit here... relax -- and not head for the nearest viewpoint.
The stairs. Stairs are great. Stairs are convenient. Stairs usually mean that walkways and bridges are still around and haven't... rotted away or been eaten or something.
Walkways and bridges are great, too. You ever tried to get around without either of those things? It's a tricky business. Lots of running, and jumping, and missing, and falling involved... see, I got lucky, I had someone to catch me, but that's not the point --
Stairs! I'm never going to take them for granted again. My feet are still healing from the last time we ran out of them.
Which is why you should all use them instead of waking me up at the crack of dawn to climb the outside of the tower. It's like nobody has any sense of self-preservation anymore! Sure, climb the tower, wouldn't that be fun... if any of you answered "yes", I'm not talking to you. You are obviously a lot more likely to get me killed than anyone else here. You are also probably crazy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit here... relax -- and not head for the nearest viewpoint.