Elsie called me perky this morning. Yes, perky. I’ve begged her never to do that again and threw a few other word options her way. None of which were manly enough for me and that got me thinking - is there a manly word for perky ( Read more... )

Will slowly and quietly makes his way to the bullpen area of the West Wing. He pauses in the shadows, double-checking that there is no one else in the area. It’s 3 in the morning, and the office is appropriately empty ( Read more... )

[email to Josh]

Hey Josh,

It took longer than normal, but word of the coffee wars has reached the OEOB. I hear you’re organizing against CJ and the sisterhood?

If this is the case, I’m in. Whatever you need help with, I’m your man. I’ve owed CJ a little revenge for awhile now.

What’s our objective?

Will

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There are a bunch of strange people working in this place. I stopped over in the West Wing to speak to a few people earlier today, and every time I walked passed a coffee station in the bullpen I felt like I was on the verge of being attacked ( Read more... )

For all you doubters out there? I refer you to the latest entry in Danny’s journal.

Never bet against an Eton man.

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Note to self - dreams about naked bowling, well naked except for a beret, are a clear sign that you need help.

My poor bowling skills are now the least of my concerns. I wonder if there is any way that I can encourage her to leave the beret at home that night.

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Were any of you aware that there isn't a Bowling for Dummies book out there? I'm slightly disappointed by that.

Guess I'll be spending part of my day tomorrow searching the web for tips.

[email to Toby and Josh]

Hey,

I’m trying to put together a poker night and am in need of other men at the table. Is there anything I can do to interest the two of you? At the moment, only CJ and Mandy have expressed their desire to play.

Help restore the sanctity of poker night…please?

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I know free time around here is pretty much non-existent, especially with the State of the Union on the horizon, but I'm itching for a poker night. Anyone interested?

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