Cubs Park, Mesa, AZ, Tuesday morning

[willbethenight]

As the winds of a BDE shifted, it turned out that Bruce Wayne was not The Dark Knight. When his parents were murdered, he devoted himself to sports. And that was why he took a portal out of Fandom to report to Spring Training today along with the other position players

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[regretiz4suckas]

{GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO! HEY CHICAGO, WHAT DO YOU SAY...}

[craftyladyparts]

[THE CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY!

I actually have a detailed proof that suggests that if there is, in fact, symmetry in the universe, then the Cubs will win the World Series this year. I'm essentially arguing that snowflakes prove the Cubs will win, or if the Cubs don't, then the very idea of intelligent design is officially disproven and there clearly is no God.

I'm going with high stakes here. :D]

[regretiz4suckas]

[Or possibly God likes messing with us?

BUT I WANT YOU TO BE RIGHT, YISS. ]