Ouch

[williamfrancis]

I just spilled undiluted Ribena on myself. It looks as though I have been disembowelled. Two inches up, and I would have had my heart shot out. Two inches down, and I would have had my balls cut off. Which of the three is the worst?

Comments

[dgarcia]

losing your heart is always the worst. ribena is satan's juice, my mom made me drink that once and i've never forgiven her for it.

[williamfrancis]

it seems satan spilled his heart on my guts.

[ex_spivovaro939]

tsk, tsk. none of the above, thankyouverymuch.

[williamfrancis]

hmm.. so what is your preferred method of death? except in your sleep which is somewhat boring.

[ex_spivovaro939]

anything that leaves behind a beautiful corpse. bullet holes are acceptable as long as they're not to the face and head area. this could get pretty morbid.

[williamfrancis]

Or drowning, in a really pretty way. Like this: =====>

[ex_spivovaro939]

I have access to some places that a lot of people don't. so once again, I come bearing lovely gifts.

[williamfrancis]

aww i feel spoiled.

officially i have not replied to this yet. i am working on something for you. quid pro quo indeed.

[ex_spivovaro939]

I'm in a spoiling mood.

I will officially take note of that and look forward to your response.

[tamara_223]

I agree that losing your heart is probably the worst. But I wouldn't know about the balls. :( So, I can't help ya.

Ps. Added you.

[williamfrancis]

i reckon losing my lungs would be pretty bad too. i'd have to breathe through a machine for the rest of my life. good incentive to quit smoking huh?

Smoking kills

[tamara_223]

Definitely losing your lungs would be bad. It is a good incentive to stop smoking. Saw you at Warped yesterday during BFMV and you lit one up. :( So sad.

Re: Smoking kills

[williamfrancis]

Aw sorry to disappoint. Next time I'll hide.

[petewentz]

i wish you were on

[williamfrancis]

your wish has been granted. albeit a day too late.