Choose your own humiliation

[williamtaft]

You've had a cold for a week. While riding the train, you keep coughing things up. Several minutes after your last cough, you realize something mucous-like may be hanging off your lip. You aren't sure if anyone has yet noticed this. Wiping it off discretely is something that will only occur to you later when writing a blog entry. The way you

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its own survival

[b9_2mr]

to be contrary i turned to page 82, but somehow i ended up on page 14 anyway, and now i am dead.
pos book.

[sweetjayne27]

Eeeew! Good one.

[sippycup]

What if the thought of the first option makes you throw up on the pages, so you don't know which page is which anymore? I guess you just throw the book away.