If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
back on topic, i decided to take this huge ass survey cause i didnt feel like watching bourne supremecy. im really curious to see who reads this whole thing, so COMMENT!!
Basics
1.Your gender: male
2.Straight/Gay/Bi : straight for sure
3.Single?: yeap
4.Birthdate: 1-31-04
5.Your age: 17
6.Age you act: like im freaking 40
7.Age you wish you were: 18
8.Your height: 5 10?
9.Eye color: blue
10.Happy with it?: I guess I have to be
11.Hair color: brown
12.Happy with it?: sure
14.Your living arrangement: home
15.Your family: mom, dad, and brother
16.any pets?: a dog and 2 gay cats (they really are gay)
17.Whats your job?: ref
18.Piercings?: no way
19.Tattoos?: nope
20.Obsessions?: soccer, big lebowiski
21.Addictions?: soda
22: Do you speak another language?: 2 years of spanish, so only 1
23.Have a favorite quote?: If you want to get laid, go to college, if you want an education, go to the library - Frank Zappa
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
24.Do you live in the moment?: sure, corpre diem
25.Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: ya
26.Do you have any secrets?: I dunno
27.Do you hate yourself?:nope
28.Do you like your handwriting?: its awful, but I really don’t care
29.Do you have any bad habits?: a few
30.What is the compliment you get from most people?: I don’t get complemented too much outside my parents
31.If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Couldn’t tell you
32:.What's your biggest fear?: I don’t really have any, actually failure
33.Can you sing?: anyone can sing…..
34.Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:like making fun of people? sure
35.Are you a loner?: nope
36.What are your #1 priorities in life?: having fun, not screwing up too bad
37.If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: why not
38.Are you a daredevil?: no way
39.Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: not really
40.Are you passive or agressive?: about 50/50
41.Do you have a journal?: A live one
42.What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength: personality weakness: I don’t like confrontation
43.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I should work out, im pretty skinny
44.Do you think you are emotionally strong?:yeah
45.Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: nope
46.Do you think life has been good so far?: definatly, maybe too good
47. What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: being a good person goes a long way
48.What do you like the most about your body?: prolly my eyes
49: least?: too skinny, I hate my braces
50.Do you think you are good looking?: I guess, asside from braces and my lack of muscle and fat
51.Are you confident?: usually
52.What is the fictional character you are most like?: david spade from black sheep
53.Are you perceived wrongly?: I don’t think so, I don’t really know
Do You...
54.Smoke?: never
55.Do drugs?: never
56.Read the newspaper?: the sports sometimes
57.Pray?: never
58.Go to church?: like 3 times when I was young
59.Talk to strangers who IM you?: lol I just have adam do that for me
60.Sleep with stuffed animals?: I used to
61.Take walks in the rain?: id rather ride my bike in the rain
62.Talk to people even though you hate them?:only if I have to
63.Drive?: yes
64.Like to drive fast?: occasionally
Would or Have You Ever?
65.Liked your voice?: I hate how I sound on the phone
66.Hurt yourself?: im a klutz
67.Been out of the country?: just Canada
68.Eaten something that made other people sick?: lol telway baby
69.Been in lovenot outside my parents
70.Done drugs?:never
71.Gone skinny dipping?: never
72.Had a medical emergency?: I broke my arm, but I doubt it was an emergancy
73.Had surgery?: when I was a little kid
74.Ran away from home?: almost
75.Played strip poker?: lol nope
76.Gotten beaten up?: nope
77.Beaten someone up? Me and my brother fight alot
78.Been picked on?: yep
79.Been on stage?: a bunch of times
80.Slept outdoors?: I used to a ton, not recently tho
81.Thought about suicide?: never
82.Pulled an all nighter?: a couple of times
83.If yes, what is your record? All night…..
84: Went a day without food?: not a whole day
85.Talked on the phone all night?: no, shit this survay is long
86.Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: once
87.slept all day?: my record is 2
88.Killed someone?: all the time
89.Made out with a stranger?: nope
90.Had sex with a stranger?: nope
91.Thought you're going crazy?: haha nope
92.Kissed the same sex?: never
93.Done anything sexual with the same sex?: never
94.Been betrayed?: prolly, not bad enough to remember
95.Had a dream that came true?: I doubt it
96.Been on radio/tv?: yeah
97.Met a famous person?: I shook hands with my boy george w bush at keller in 8th grade
98.Have you ever killed an animal by accident? probably.
99.on purpose?: bugs all the time
100.Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: nope, im good at secrets
101.Broken the law? Everyone has at least once
102.Been arrested? Worst is a ticket
103.Been to jail? never
105.Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah, not a really hardcore one tho
106.Had a nervous breakdown?: nope
107.Bungee jumped?: I want to
108.Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah
Beliefs:
109.Belive in life on other planets?: yes, but I doubt they come to earth
110.Miracles?: not really
111.Astrology?: of couse, its just the study of planets and stars
112.Magic?: nope
113.Hypnotism? maybe
114.Tarot/Fortune Tellng? nope
115.God?: no
116.Satan?: no
117.Fate?: no
118.Santa?: hehe I wish
119.Ghosts?: nope
120.Luck?: yes
121.Love at first sight?: nope
122.Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: why not?
123.witches?: lol wizards
124.Easter bunny?: never
125.Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: of course
126.Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: there is no end of the rainbow
127.Do you wish on stars?: haha no
Deep Theological Questions
128.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: nope, its just a metafor of how people see you once your dead
129.Do you think God has a gender?: I could see him like in south park
130.Do you believe in organized religion?: it exsist, but I don’t like it too much
131.Where do you think we go when we die?: nowhere
Friends
132.Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yeah actually, just 1
133.Who is your best friend?: I don’t think I have one
134.Who's the one person that knows most about you?: my mom
135.What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: I don’t know
136.Your favourite inside joke?: im not much of a inside joke guy
137.Thing you're picked on most about?: my size
138.Who's your longest known friend?: matt williams
139.Newest?: as a good friend, adam. Kinda friend, jackie brown
140.Shyest?: kelly?
141.Funniest?: clark or lubko, porteus too
142.Sweetest?: as in nicest, actually all of them
143.Closest?: I don’t know
144.Smartest?: half the kids from IA
145.Ditziest?: lol caitlin
146.Friends you miss being close to the most?: matt
147.Last person you talked to online?: adam and shannon
148.Who do you talk to most online?: prolly faye
149: Who you talk to on the phone?: jake occasionally
150.Who do you trust most?: ummm id trust my parents with my life
151.Who listens to your problems?: I don’t have any, nor would I share them
152.Who do you fight most with?: my brother
153.Who's the nicest?: sean, doug or shannon. All of them are nice
154.Who's the most outgoing?: adam
155.Who's the best singer?: ive heard elana is a good singer
156.Who's on your shit-list?: I hate chisnell
157.Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: occasionally
158.Who's your second family?: the lovelaces
159.Do you always feel understood?: never
160.Who's the loudest friend?: josh
161.Do you trust others easily?: sometimes too much
162.Who's house were you last at?: miesells
163.Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: parents
164.Who gives the best hugs?: im not very touchy feely
165.Do your friends know you?: obviously
166.Friend that lives closest: matt
167.Friend that lives farthest away: I knew a bunch of people from farmington….
Love and All That
168.Do you consider love a mistake?: maybe not love, but what people can do when they are in love
169.What do you find romantic?: what the guys do in chick flicks
170.Turn-on?: PERSONALITY, and a nice body never hurts
171.Turn-off?: smoking, incompetance,
172.When was your first kiss?: a while ago
173.If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel? Id feel like an asshole
174.Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out: definatly
175.Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out? Definatly, it happens to me sometimes
176.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? I don’t know, maybe?
177.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: im the most eligible bachellor hehe
178.What is best about the opposite sex?: They curve in all the right places (what clark said)
179.What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: They are rarely funny, sorry (clark too)
180.What's the last present someone gave you?: faye gave me a buch of stuff for christmas (too much)
181.Are you in love?: never
182.Do you consider your significant other hot?:N/A
Who Was the Last Person...
183.That haunted you?: nope
184.You wanted to kill?: never
185.That you laughed at?: haha lots of people
186.That laughed at you?: prolly my brother
187.That turned you on?: couldn’t tell you
188.You went shopping with?: faye or josh
189.To disappoint you?: Nobody
190.To make you cry?: soccer team, cause we lost. twice
191:To brighten up your day?: I dunno
192.That you thought about?: I dunno
193.You saw a movie with?: faye.
194.talked to on the phone?: jake
195.You talked to through IM/ICQ?: shannon and adam
196.You saw?: My dad
197.You lost?: to death? My greatgrandma
Right This Moment...
198:Are you going out?: no, im sitting in my room
199.Will it be with your significant other?: how?
200.Or some random person?: what the
201. What are you wearing?: ugly brown corderoys, old soccer shirt, hoodie
202.Body part you're touching right now: I have a itch on my leg…
203.What are you worried about right now?: my future
204.What book are you reading?: none, I wish it was the new harry potter
205.What's on your mousepad?: my mouse… its plain blue with a gel pad
206.Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: excited about christmas morning
207.Are you bored?: actually not really
208.Are you tired?: if I was, id be sleeping
209.Are you talking to anyone online?: adam and shannon, for the 3rd time
210.Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no, its 1 in the morning
211.Are you lonely or content?: content
212.Are you listening to music?: yes, the recently downloaded magical mystery tour
213.Do you have any nicknames?: haha yeah, flooties, and jew boy(acording to sean dresden
214.If so, what?: …
215.Reasons?: im a bad speller, and dresden is retarded
216.Was this survey annoying?: not really, just long
back on topic, i decided to take this huge ass survey cause i didnt feel like watching bourne supremecy. im really curious to see who reads this whole thing, so COMMENT!!
Basics
1.Your gender: male
2.Straight/Gay/Bi : straight for sure
3.Single?: yeap
4.Birthdate: 1-31-04
5.Your age: 17
6.Age you act: like im freaking 40
7.Age you wish you were: 18
8.Your height: 5 10?
9.Eye color: blue
10.Happy with it?: I guess I have to be
11.Hair color: brown
12.Happy with it?: sure
14.Your living arrangement: home
15.Your family: mom, dad, and brother
16.any pets?: a dog and 2 gay cats (they really are gay)
17.Whats your job?: ref
18.Piercings?: no way
19.Tattoos?: nope
20.Obsessions?: soccer, big lebowiski
21.Addictions?: soda
22: Do you speak another language?: 2 years of spanish, so only 1
23.Have a favorite quote?: If you want to get laid, go to college, if you want an education, go to the library - Frank Zappa
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
24.Do you live in the moment?: sure, corpre diem
25.Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: ya
26.Do you have any secrets?: I dunno
27.Do you hate yourself?:nope
28.Do you like your handwriting?: its awful, but I really don’t care
29.Do you have any bad habits?: a few
30.What is the compliment you get from most people?: I don’t get complemented too much outside my parents
31.If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Couldn’t tell you
32:.What's your biggest fear?: I don’t really have any, actually failure
33.Can you sing?: anyone can sing…..
34.Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:like making fun of people? sure
35.Are you a loner?: nope
36.What are your #1 priorities in life?: having fun, not screwing up too bad
37.If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: why not
38.Are you a daredevil?: no way
39.Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: not really
40.Are you passive or agressive?: about 50/50
41.Do you have a journal?: A live one
42.What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength: personality weakness: I don’t like confrontation
43.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I should work out, im pretty skinny
44.Do you think you are emotionally strong?:yeah
45.Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: nope
46.Do you think life has been good so far?: definatly, maybe too good
47. What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: being a good person goes a long way
48.What do you like the most about your body?: prolly my eyes
49: least?: too skinny, I hate my braces
50.Do you think you are good looking?: I guess, asside from braces and my lack of muscle and fat
51.Are you confident?: usually
52.What is the fictional character you are most like?: david spade from black sheep
53.Are you perceived wrongly?: I don’t think so, I don’t really know
Do You...
54.Smoke?: never
55.Do drugs?: never
56.Read the newspaper?: the sports sometimes
57.Pray?: never
58.Go to church?: like 3 times when I was young
59.Talk to strangers who IM you?: lol I just have adam do that for me
60.Sleep with stuffed animals?: I used to
61.Take walks in the rain?: id rather ride my bike in the rain
62.Talk to people even though you hate them?:only if I have to
63.Drive?: yes
64.Like to drive fast?: occasionally
Would or Have You Ever?
65.Liked your voice?: I hate how I sound on the phone
66.Hurt yourself?: im a klutz
67.Been out of the country?: just Canada
68.Eaten something that made other people sick?: lol telway baby
69.Been in lovenot outside my parents
70.Done drugs?:never
71.Gone skinny dipping?: never
72.Had a medical emergency?: I broke my arm, but I doubt it was an emergancy
73.Had surgery?: when I was a little kid
74.Ran away from home?: almost
75.Played strip poker?: lol nope
76.Gotten beaten up?: nope
77.Beaten someone up? Me and my brother fight alot
78.Been picked on?: yep
79.Been on stage?: a bunch of times
80.Slept outdoors?: I used to a ton, not recently tho
81.Thought about suicide?: never
82.Pulled an all nighter?: a couple of times
83.If yes, what is your record? All night…..
84: Went a day without food?: not a whole day
85.Talked on the phone all night?: no, shit this survay is long
86.Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: once
87.slept all day?: my record is 2
88.Killed someone?: all the time
89.Made out with a stranger?: nope
90.Had sex with a stranger?: nope
91.Thought you're going crazy?: haha nope
92.Kissed the same sex?: never
93.Done anything sexual with the same sex?: never
94.Been betrayed?: prolly, not bad enough to remember
95.Had a dream that came true?: I doubt it
96.Been on radio/tv?: yeah
97.Met a famous person?: I shook hands with my boy george w bush at keller in 8th grade
98.Have you ever killed an animal by accident? probably.
99.on purpose?: bugs all the time
100.Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: nope, im good at secrets
101.Broken the law? Everyone has at least once
102.Been arrested? Worst is a ticket
103.Been to jail? never
105.Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah, not a really hardcore one tho
106.Had a nervous breakdown?: nope
107.Bungee jumped?: I want to
108.Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah
Beliefs:
109.Belive in life on other planets?: yes, but I doubt they come to earth
110.Miracles?: not really
111.Astrology?: of couse, its just the study of planets and stars
112.Magic?: nope
113.Hypnotism? maybe
114.Tarot/Fortune Tellng? nope
115.God?: no
116.Satan?: no
117.Fate?: no
118.Santa?: hehe I wish
119.Ghosts?: nope
120.Luck?: yes
121.Love at first sight?: nope
122.Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: why not?
123.witches?: lol wizards
124.Easter bunny?: never
125.Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: of course
126.Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: there is no end of the rainbow
127.Do you wish on stars?: haha no
Deep Theological Questions
128.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: nope, its just a metafor of how people see you once your dead
129.Do you think God has a gender?: I could see him like in south park
130.Do you believe in organized religion?: it exsist, but I don’t like it too much
131.Where do you think we go when we die?: nowhere
Friends
132.Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yeah actually, just 1
133.Who is your best friend?: I don’t think I have one
134.Who's the one person that knows most about you?: my mom
135.What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: I don’t know
136.Your favourite inside joke?: im not much of a inside joke guy
137.Thing you're picked on most about?: my size
138.Who's your longest known friend?: matt williams
139.Newest?: as a good friend, adam. Kinda friend, jackie brown
140.Shyest?: kelly?
141.Funniest?: clark or lubko, porteus too
142.Sweetest?: as in nicest, actually all of them
143.Closest?: I don’t know
144.Smartest?: half the kids from IA
145.Ditziest?: lol caitlin
146.Friends you miss being close to the most?: matt
147.Last person you talked to online?: adam and shannon
148.Who do you talk to most online?: prolly faye
149: Who you talk to on the phone?: jake occasionally
150.Who do you trust most?: ummm id trust my parents with my life
151.Who listens to your problems?: I don’t have any, nor would I share them
152.Who do you fight most with?: my brother
153.Who's the nicest?: sean, doug or shannon. All of them are nice
154.Who's the most outgoing?: adam
155.Who's the best singer?: ive heard elana is a good singer
156.Who's on your shit-list?: I hate chisnell
157.Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: occasionally
158.Who's your second family?: the lovelaces
159.Do you always feel understood?: never
160.Who's the loudest friend?: josh
161.Do you trust others easily?: sometimes too much
162.Who's house were you last at?: miesells
163.Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: parents
164.Who gives the best hugs?: im not very touchy feely
165.Do your friends know you?: obviously
166.Friend that lives closest: matt
167.Friend that lives farthest away: I knew a bunch of people from farmington….
Love and All That
168.Do you consider love a mistake?: maybe not love, but what people can do when they are in love
169.What do you find romantic?: what the guys do in chick flicks
170.Turn-on?: PERSONALITY, and a nice body never hurts
171.Turn-off?: smoking, incompetance,
172.When was your first kiss?: a while ago
173.If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel? Id feel like an asshole
174.Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out: definatly
175.Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out? Definatly, it happens to me sometimes
176.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? I don’t know, maybe?
177.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: im the most eligible bachellor hehe
178.What is best about the opposite sex?: They curve in all the right places (what clark said)
179.What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: They are rarely funny, sorry (clark too)
180.What's the last present someone gave you?: faye gave me a buch of stuff for christmas (too much)
181.Are you in love?: never
182.Do you consider your significant other hot?:N/A
Who Was the Last Person...
183.That haunted you?: nope
184.You wanted to kill?: never
185.That you laughed at?: haha lots of people
186.That laughed at you?: prolly my brother
187.That turned you on?: couldn’t tell you
188.You went shopping with?: faye or josh
189.To disappoint you?: Nobody
190.To make you cry?: soccer team, cause we lost. twice
191:To brighten up your day?: I dunno
192.That you thought about?: I dunno
193.You saw a movie with?: faye.
194.talked to on the phone?: jake
195.You talked to through IM/ICQ?: shannon and adam
196.You saw?: My dad
197.You lost?: to death? My greatgrandma
Right This Moment...
198:Are you going out?: no, im sitting in my room
199.Will it be with your significant other?: how?
200.Or some random person?: what the
201. What are you wearing?: ugly brown corderoys, old soccer shirt, hoodie
202.Body part you're touching right now: I have a itch on my leg…
203.What are you worried about right now?: my future
204.What book are you reading?: none, I wish it was the new harry potter
205.What's on your mousepad?: my mouse… its plain blue with a gel pad
206.Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: excited about christmas morning
207.Are you bored?: actually not really
208.Are you tired?: if I was, id be sleeping
209.Are you talking to anyone online?: adam and shannon, for the 3rd time
210.Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no, its 1 in the morning
211.Are you lonely or content?: content
212.Are you listening to music?: yes, the recently downloaded magical mystery tour
213.Do you have any nicknames?: haha yeah, flooties, and jew boy(acording to sean dresden
214.If so, what?: …
215.Reasons?: im a bad speller, and dresden is retarded
216.Was this survey annoying?: not really, just long