John Kerry on the daily show, tonight at 11.

Attention ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, and any other random catagory ive befrended over the years. this friday is a joint celebration. First off i will soon be 21, and since most of you wont participate on my actual birthday next tuesday, im doin this. Second, our very own carly will be leaving for spain on sunday. So, this is the celebration ( Read more... )

Well ladies and gentlemen, i had me quite an evening. Played some good poker with a lot of people i havent gotten to see in quite some time. Unfortunately, i cant even give a decent reprise of this evening before i launch into this little rant I prepared while driving home ( Read more... )

a poptart

"Dosent it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldnt want to fuck in the first place ( Read more... )

Ive been sitting here for a while now, thinking how to phrase this properly. But now it dawns on me. And whatever you take away from this conversation, i really could care less. I think im more or less floating this for my own personal reasons. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE OFFENDED by this, my mental workings on the topic of smoking, DO NOT READ IT. I ( Read more... )

sweet! my very own emo kid :)


( Read more... )

WANTED ( Read more... )

"The Village" is the blistering festering sore on the anus of movies today. If you see this movie, you had better be getting in for free. No, i take that back, go run over kids at the park for 2 hours, it will be a far superior expenditure of your time than seeing that movie ( Read more... )

"THE EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH ( Read more... )