"--it's very important that i climb into my shiny flying metal pajamas of death in order to wrestle hopelessly with a biotechnological fluke who can chew through monster trucks now"

oh Warren Ellis... you silly bitch. why does it have to be so good?

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Or if you're a traditionalist:

"does this drink taste like roofies to you?"

a few things in no particular order ( Read more... )

Pendulum - Hold Your Color ( Read more... )

Barry Louis Polisar - All I Want Is You ( Read more... )

so i posted this as a comment to one of squirrel_child's posts but i feel strongly enough about it that i'm gonna post it here too.

( writers strike )

December, 27th and 28th 2007.

Always Remember.

BEST. FUCKIN. NIGHT. EVER

Don't EVEN ask me about it cuz i won't tell you.

KM3

i only have two things to say.

Tim Burton. Alice In Wonderland

That is all...

i thought i'd write and gloat to all of you stuck in washington with your 9 inches of rain and snow and cold fucking weather that i am currently in a pair of shorts and a tanktop in a place where the NIGHTS are 80 degrees and the days push 90. the watter temp here in cayman brac is a nice 84 degrees all the time. i've swam in swimming pools that ( Read more... )

people are creatures of habit.

smokers smoke. nail biters chew their nails. women jump from one abusive relationship to another. and for some fucked up reason... i date crazy/cheating whores.

fuck it. i give up. i'm going to be a whore for the rest of my life. relationships are overrated and unusefull. i'm not doing it any more.