ha. ha. ha. ha. HA!!!!

life is good.

OMG LIFE IS GOOD!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

i'm gonna explode. seriously. any second now my chest is gonna go pop and the guy on the computer across from me is gonna be covered in a fine mist of my blood and internal organs.

did i mention life is good.

so i'm not usially one to pimp out programs that i find on the internet but this one is just too amazing to pass up.

**note this is only a big deal if you collect comic books or have a large collection that you want to get organized.**

so i found this program called comic collector live. if you collect comic books it gives you an amazing ( Read more... )

found in hindisaddiamond written by a second grader ( Read more... )

so for a while i thought i had lost my faith in lost. ... ... oh i'm hysterical... ... ... any way. but the last 3 or 4 episodes have been some of the best of the series so far. i'm still frustrated and angry that i'm being led on like this. but for the first time i feel like i'm being shown something that isnt going to get yanked away from ( Read more... )

Concessions Girl: Was the sinking of the ship an attempt to foreshadow the forthcoming sinking of the tech market of 2000?

James Cameron: Uh, no. Actually,I just wanted to make little girls cry.

ha ha... that James Cameron is a silly bitch.

i broke up with my girlfriend tonight.

all the pants that i bought because my old ones dont fit any more are too big for me now that i've started losing weight again. crap.

It's Friday. As you go out tonight, having fun, seeing actual other people, drinking filth, smoking illegal substances, eating narcotic compounds mixed in a bathtub by subhumans, nipping behind dumpsters or into car parks to fuck creatures that only look normal in dim light after sinking twelve pints of rubbing alcohol and vomiting up your stomach ( Read more... )

Here's what my car looked like after last night. ( Think i can drive it home? )

i got hit by a drunk driver tonight.

hows that for a fucked up haloween.

my car is SO fucked right now.

i've never been so happy for dry partys in my life.