First off, I was afraid Kara was going to asphyxiate from being dunked in a Jacuzzi with "Duck Tape" on her mouth. Then I remembered this is a crack!fic, not a character death piece. Second, I love the mocking of the fugly black bra.
hmmm, good point. Falling into water with duct-tape on one's mouth would be hazardous to the health. That is reality inconsistancy number one...or 101, but who's counting! :-) Thanks!
This continues to be very funny. Thanks for making my night a little better :-)
Author (apoplexic): Its not about the kissing, its about the friendship, the TRUE LOVE!
Wrong! It's all about hotnakedkissing!pilots.
Kara (contemptuous): I imagine it’s tougher when your cloths fit you like a sausage skin. Author (hitting the cheesecake): This is SO not romantic. It’s like a train wreck: what have I done?!
i stand correctedwilliwawzJuly 12 2006, 06:29:15 UTC
"Wrong! It's all about hotnakedkissing!pilots."
Hmmm, it seems that some would not mind if I went down the path to pr0n! Upon furthur consideration, sex is obligatory for all stereotypical Kara/Lee shipper work. This poses a unique and challenging...challenge. The author loves to read other's pr0n, yet has never before written her own. If pr0n is written, it may end up dirty!bad!wrong!. :::Author smiles evilly:::: oh yes, my precious-we shall write pr0n to end all pr0n!
Re: i stand correctedhushpuppy22July 12 2006, 08:32:08 UTC
If pr0n is written, it may end up dirty!bad!wrong!. :::Author smiles evilly::::
Ah! By no means do I intend to compel you to write pr0n! However, since said characters are already naked, hot (or should I say "hawt") and indeed they are pilots, we only need kissing to reach the sacred"hotnakedkissing!pilots".
oh yes, my precious-we shall write pr0n to end all pr0n!
Ha! *a little too excited* Bring it!
Upon furthur consideration, sex is obligatory for all stereotypical Kara/Lee shipper work.
Clearly you are well versed in BSG fanfic ;-) Do not think of it as "stereotypical" but rather inevitable.
A minor and quite unimportant thought: since pilots are (sadly) married to people not hot!pilots, do moral considerations prevent the inevitability of sexing!pilots? I certainly hope not!
Re: i stand correctedrjsteamboat76July 29 2006, 19:05:03 UTC
dirty!bad!wrong!..hmmm but dirty is fun..bad is even funner,and wrong is the funnest of all. =) i'm re-reading the crack! in anticipation of the next piece.
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Thanks!
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Author (apoplexic): Its not about the kissing, its about the friendship, the TRUE LOVE!
Wrong! It's all about hotnakedkissing!pilots.
Kara (contemptuous): I imagine it’s tougher when your cloths fit you like a sausage skin.
Author (hitting the cheesecake): This is SO not romantic. It’s like a train wreck: what have I done?!
Poor Author ;-)
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Hmmm, it seems that some would not mind if I went down the path to pr0n! Upon furthur consideration, sex is obligatory for all stereotypical Kara/Lee shipper work. This poses a unique and challenging...challenge.
The author loves to read other's pr0n, yet has never before written her own. If pr0n is written, it may end up dirty!bad!wrong!.
:::Author smiles evilly::::
oh yes, my precious-we shall write pr0n to end all pr0n!
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:::Author smiles evilly::::
Ah! By no means do I intend to compel you to write pr0n! However, since said characters are already naked, hot (or should I say "hawt") and indeed they are pilots, we only need kissing to reach the sacred"hotnakedkissing!pilots".
oh yes, my precious-we shall write pr0n to end all pr0n!
Ha! *a little too excited* Bring it!
Upon furthur consideration, sex is obligatory for all stereotypical Kara/Lee shipper work.
Clearly you are well versed in BSG fanfic ;-) Do not think of it as "stereotypical" but rather inevitable.
A minor and quite unimportant thought: since pilots are (sadly) married to people not hot!pilots, do moral considerations prevent the inevitability of sexing!pilots? I certainly hope not!
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~*BsG_Blondy*~
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"you want my ass so bad you can taste it.."
err...yes,please. =) yes kara makes me think dirty thoughts.heh.
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