Quotes

[willnot_willso]

Why You Should Think before You Speak in the Classroom

ME: Did you hear why the woman on the recording doesn't like beaches?
CLASS: Yes, all those people so close.
ME: No, actually, she said, "All those people with no clothes." I guess she was somewhere in Europe.
MALE STUDENT: I want to go THERE on holiday.
ME: It's not as fun as you think.

Comments

[mandypoet]

Hooray for the return of Funny Lines!

[willnot_willso]

Hooray! And now if only I could manage a return of the cat cafe. I have to get done with this wretched job, and retain my ability to type.

R. bought me Dragon Naturally Speaking 10 in Hong Kong, and I've spent three weeks trying to install it. I finally installed it, couldn't launch it, and it crashed my system. I'm so disappointed.

I think I just need a new computer. This one is woefully behind the times.