I am...

[willow705]

The Queen of Awkward Similes.

First (and only) two sentences of my story:

"Frances could not sleep that night.  Each fiber of her thin sheets seemed to be weighing down on her like a pregnant goat."

....

yeah.

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[operaweasel]

Haha! That sort of reminds of the beginning of Terry Pratchett's "Maskerade." (Hopefully Amy is reading this, so she can applaud my brilliant choice of reading material)