Molvania's Finest
I blame stelpa entirely for this one.
"All systems gone! Prepare for down-count!"
"Five.....four.....three.....one.....OFF-BLAST!"
Zlad! "ELEKTRONIK--SUPERSONIK"
Hey baby, wake from your asleep
We have arrived onto the future and the whole world is become
Elektronik-Supersonik, Supersonik-Elektronik
Hey baby, ride with me away
We doesn't have much time
My blue jeans is tight
So onto my love rocket climb
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love
Above us there is nothing above but the stars above
"All systems gone! Prepare for down-count!"
"Five...four...three...One...OFF-BLAST!"
Fly away in my space rocket
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed, I just lock it
I put my birth plug in your socket
The sun is shinin' bright like fire
You and me get higher and higher
Cut communication wire
Only thing can stop us is flat tire
Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader
For you I would descend the deepest moon crater
I's more stronger than Darth Vapor
Obey me, I's your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the czars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then for you I will play on my Cosmic Guitar!
"Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your belt-seats
We has commenced our descent
I trust you enjoy this flight
As much as you enjoy this accent."
Now back on earth, is time for down-splash
Into sea of eternal glory, my space ship crash
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
And as I float, I open door and shout
I am worlds biggest washed up superstar!
As for sure as the sun rises in the west
Of all the citizen poets on earth, I am the bestest
Come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like smell around you I will forever linger
Ok is time for end, no more will I sang
Let me take you back in time
I want for you to experience Big Bang
Long live space race
Long live Molvania
MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION!
The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.
Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, “Elektronik - Supersonik” - described as “a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric”.
However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.
On his return, “Zlad” apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.
"All systems gone! Prepare for down-count!"
"Five.....four.....three.....one.....OFF-BLAST!"
Zlad! "ELEKTRONIK--SUPERSONIK"
Hey baby, wake from your asleep
We have arrived onto the future and the whole world is become
Elektronik-Supersonik, Supersonik-Elektronik
Hey baby, ride with me away
We doesn't have much time
My blue jeans is tight
So onto my love rocket climb
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love
Above us there is nothing above but the stars above
"All systems gone! Prepare for down-count!"
"Five...four...three...One...OFF-BLAST!"
Fly away in my space rocket
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed, I just lock it
I put my birth plug in your socket
The sun is shinin' bright like fire
You and me get higher and higher
Cut communication wire
Only thing can stop us is flat tire
Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader
For you I would descend the deepest moon crater
I's more stronger than Darth Vapor
Obey me, I's your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the czars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then for you I will play on my Cosmic Guitar!
"Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your belt-seats
We has commenced our descent
I trust you enjoy this flight
As much as you enjoy this accent."
Now back on earth, is time for down-splash
Into sea of eternal glory, my space ship crash
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
And as I float, I open door and shout
I am worlds biggest washed up superstar!
As for sure as the sun rises in the west
Of all the citizen poets on earth, I am the bestest
Come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like smell around you I will forever linger
Ok is time for end, no more will I sang
Let me take you back in time
I want for you to experience Big Bang
Long live space race
Long live Molvania
MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION!
The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.
Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, “Elektronik - Supersonik” - described as “a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric”.
However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.
On his return, “Zlad” apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.