dear LA coat:

[willowperson]

Oh, I'm sorry, did you think you get to give out after only a year of loyal service? That's not how we do things where I'm from, in the circles I run with, nor in my house. Get your ass over here.

Comments

[iamthemog]

Oh my! Willow holding a sharp and pointy implement while telling something to get it's ass over to rest nervously on her lap? That's one lucky garment!