voice

[willowtenbrook]

[The voice that speaks is not Willow's, though the girl that does sounds somewhat too exuberant, even for her.]

Hi there, little plastic talking thing. I am waiting for my master to come back inside, or for the tall angry man to leave so I can rip up his sw--Weasel! Theweaselisrunning! Come back! I will chase you, weasel!

[A low woof, and then

Comments

[Voice]

[freedomtoleave]

[Uck is having far too much fun with this, undoubtedly because he stole Lucifer's communicator.]

Uck, Uce! Is Uck!

[Voice]

[willowtenbrook]

My name is not Uce. It is Bruce, and I will be catching you now.

[Voice]

[freedomtoleave]

Aid Uce. Uce ot ear ell. Uce eaf.

[Voice]

[willowtenbrook]

I am not deaf, Uck.

[axionestin]

What.

[willowtenbrook]

Hello there.

Voice

[formertemplar]

Hello? Are you lost? Blasted talking box. I think it's broken. Again. Er, ma'am?

Voice

[willowtenbrook]

I am not lost. I am only waiting for my master and the smelly man to get back from the cold.

Voice

[formertemplar]

Master? Are you a slave? I didn't know there was slavery here. There shouldn't be. You should be free. Who's your master? I want to have a word with him.

Voice

[willowtenbrook]

No, I love my master, because she is good and kind and the best master ever and I love her.

[dragon_savior]

...What?

[willowtenbrook]

Hello there.

[dragon_savior]

Um... Hi?

Voice

[thehellblazer]

Bloody hell! Who's all this then?

Voice

[willowtenbrook]

It is the smelly man! Where is my master, smelly man?

Voice

[thehellblazer]

Smelly? I'm not smelly. Take offense at that, mate. Not my fault the conditions round here are shabby.

Voice

[willowtenbrook]

You smell like the other one does.