I know caps lock =/= cruise control for cool, but words cannot express my rage.
Dear residents of our glorious First State:
The mall parking lot is not your monkey-love making grounds. So please stop fucking in our lot. KTHXBAI.
Also, we are not Woodstock, so stop smoking ganja. If you're caught on our grounds, the security can get in trouble for 'not doing their job' so yeah my husband had every right to kick your stoner asses off the lot.
To the people who PULLED THEIR 5 YEAR OLD OUT OF THE TRUNK AFTER THEY GOT CAUGHT FUCKING, GO DIE IN A FIRE AND ROT IN HELL.
No, the car wasn't a van, hatchback or a station wagon. It was a fucking Focus.
Yes they were having sex. Hell, even I saw them.
There was someone even in the back seat, that, oh I don't know, COULD HAVE TAKEN THE KID FOR A WALK IF YOUR PRIMAL URGES WERE THAT DAMNED IMPORTANT. YOU'RE FUCKING LUCKY YOU WERE GONE BY THE TIME THE COPS SHOWED UP.
CAPSLOCK DOES NOT SHOW ALL MY RAEG.
YES, I MAD.
The mall parking lot is not your monkey-love making grounds. So please stop fucking in our lot. KTHXBAI.
Also, we are not Woodstock, so stop smoking ganja. If you're caught on our grounds, the security can get in trouble for 'not doing their job' so yeah my husband had every right to kick your stoner asses off the lot.
To the people who PULLED THEIR 5 YEAR OLD OUT OF THE TRUNK AFTER THEY GOT CAUGHT FUCKING, GO DIE IN A FIRE AND ROT IN HELL.
No, the car wasn't a van, hatchback or a station wagon. It was a fucking Focus.
Yes they were having sex. Hell, even I saw them.
There was someone even in the back seat, that, oh I don't know, COULD HAVE TAKEN THE KID FOR A WALK IF YOUR PRIMAL URGES WERE THAT DAMNED IMPORTANT. YOU'RE FUCKING LUCKY YOU WERE GONE BY THE TIME THE COPS SHOWED UP.
CAPSLOCK DOES NOT SHOW ALL MY RAEG.
YES, I MAD.