Old Testament Magic Will Save the Economy!

[willtruncheon]

This is too funny not to share...

http://wonkette.com/403920/jesus-people-pray-that-false-idol-will-save-gods-economy

That's right... that's a GOLDEN COW in that photo.  Somebody anoint Ashcroft with Crisco and get him down here,

Comments

[tirianmal]

Simply proving yet again that the only folks that actually read the Bible are ...

oh who am I kidding, no one has actually ever read the Bible.

[grimmetwin]

*snorts morning soda*

Pure Awesome.

-Ali