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willwhitfoot

brushing up on "Guide to be the Perfect Mayor" tutorials

Jul 26, 2002 19:35

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usually i'd just say no, but you said i was pretty. ex_frodooft July 26 2002, 18:38:08 UTC

Do I get paid?

And how much?

And how many hours do I have to work?

Make me postmaster and I might think about it.

After I get out of prison.

Don't let it go to your head, pretty or no. I have a campaign to win. willwhitfoot July 26 2002, 19:28:16 UTC

Paid? *guffaws* Why, son, in MY day, being paid was all about helping out your fellow man. Serving your neighbours...just out of the kindness of your heart. *belches* *fists chest* Wooooo....Must be that raspberry tart backing up. Raspberry doesn't sit too well with me nowadays.

How much you want?

I just need you to pass out my handsome new pins. And bring me baked treats. Have you seen my wife?

Postmaster? Heh! Are you qualified? That is an important town position, I'll have you know. In my day postmasters used to sit behind an abandoned barn and flip through the *whispers* skin magazines.

Prison you say? *nods* I think you'll do quite nicely.

Here's a button to get you started.

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Re: usually i'd just say no, but you said i was pretty. bbolger_baggins July 27 2002, 00:58:40 UTC

But . . but . . . but Frodo! He'd be running against Sam!

How could you? Surely, you couldn't! .?

By the way, do you think they'd let me bring you food there? Shall I bake you a cake? (-; You know, the low calorie kind . . . with a special surprise ingredient? (-; You know? (-;

angelicabaggins July 26 2002, 19:52:59 UTC

I'll help.

Hey, when are we getting married?