wear white sunglasses!!!!

yuck

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and the answer is...

a steering wheel

What has more germs on it than a toilet seat??

frogs don't drink water

i never knew

so our bank was robbed today...

and as Samantha was getting off the bus a
news crew was stopping the children and asking them
how they felt about the robbery today.

Samantha's answer, "well, I think the robbers should
be caught, because all my parents money is in that bank!!"

she looks over at the person in
the car next to us and says,
"look mom another man-women"!!

somedays I really miss it...

the food that is!! :o)

I'm sitting at a red light using my cellphone and this old guy pulls up next to me in the right turn lane.

We exchange glances and I notice him shaking his head.

I chuckle, because I know exactly why he's shaking it.

I then notice him looking over again so I turn to him and I say, "hello...yes, I'm on the phone"

He turns....shaking his head

Hey...what are you doing? Where are you??
Listen, I have run Emily to girl scouts, then cheerleading, and soccer and then singing.
So.. I'll catch up with you later.
Call me