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[willysunny]

I was in the theatre for 37 hours this weekend. So I got a bit punchy.

Craps is the strangest name for a dice game. Seriously.

While reviewing the counts on The Crapshooters' Dance

Me: Say "Crap" on 7.
Actor #1: "Crap" is on 7? I thought it was on 8.
Me: No. You roll on 5, "Crap" on 7 and I black out on 8.
Actor #1: Don't black out. We need you.
Actor #2: There are still a few people crapping at the wrong time.
Me: Too true. And one must crap at the right time.
Actor #1: Or else it's just crap...and nothing more.
Me: Yes. Then it's merely a crap movement.
Actor #2: Er. Um.
Me/Actor #1: *giggles*

Later On..

Sky: Do you need me yet?
Me: Not yet. We'll do Luck Be A Lady after this song?
Sky: Which song?
Me: The...ah...um...y'know...
Sky: Oh yes. That's a fabulous song.
Me: Why can't I think of the title? It's the floating crap game song.
Sky: The floating crap song?
Me: That's disgusting.
Sky: *grins*
Me: This show is all about crap. That's so bizarre.

And Finally...during a scene:

Sky: Ladies and Gentlemen!
Crapshooters: *look at him*
Sky: Life is one big crap...and the devil is using loaded dice.
Me: It's crap game! You big troublemaker!
Sky: *chuckles* I like my way better.

We open in 5 days. Help me.