WARNING: THIS IS A TEST. Learning how to work an lj-cut. Hee.

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Truffles
It took a while for House to get back to where he used to be. Things happened on television just like that, sure, but just like that was television and television, while fantastic for entertainment purposes and whacking off when the urge struck, was far from reality. Everyone with a brain cell to spare knew that you couldn’t even rely on ( Read more... )

Chapter Two
The next phase begins when the hamburgers stop. House brings twelve of them, great juicy artery-clogging things, over a three-week period-and then he quits. Wilson sits behind his desk for fifteen minutes before he realizes that he isn't doing anything; he expects House to show up, swinging a greasy paper bag and disregarding napkins ( Read more... )

Chapter One
House brings Wilson lunch. This makes Wilson suspicious.
"What's in there?" he says, eyeing the grease-stained bag.
"Nothing," House says a little too innocently. He sits down on Wilson's couch and swings his legs up to rest across the cushions. Apparently, what's in there includes a burger with a good deal of ketchup and far too ( Read more... )

Triggers
Life's funny in that rational thought can't always overpower what it should. Man says to himself over and over and over that mind betters matter every time, but things don't always work out that way. Panic attacks, for instance. Sometimes the common-sense part of the mind, whatever part that is as you don't see it labeled on a medical ( Read more... )

Tic-Tacs
Wilson kills himself quietly.
No one sees it coming, and afterward they console each other-“Never thought he was the type,” acquaintances murmur in the hallways, “My God! can you believe it?”
Those who can believe it don’t say anything, because if they suspected it maybe they could have stopped it, and not stopping it means they might ( Read more... )

Lollipops
“Wilson!” For once, House’s voice lacked any mockery or sarcasm. He sounded genuinely shocked. “What in God’s name happened to your face?”
The lollipop he’d been eating fell out of his mouth and landed on the desk, where it split down the middle.
Wilson was leaning against the doorframe. Since the walls were glass, leaning against the ( Read more... )

Using anamatics’ prompt, five drabbles inspired by five quotes from The Case Book of Sherlock Holmes, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. I sort of gave up on word counts and just kept them all under two hundred. All House/Wilson friendship. Feedback is lovely and makes me smile. xD
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“I was charged with all this information when I called upon ( Read more... )

I'm a huge House/Hugh Laurie geek, and so I may be a tad... overly excited about something I received for Christmas, but here it is:

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Title: It's Not Easy
Status: Complete
Total Word Count: Approx. 25,468
Characters/Pairings: All characters, essentially--House/Wilson friendship
Rating: PG-13, for a few swear words that kiddies shouldn't hear
"Summary":What if the problem with Wilson's latest marriage wasn't Julie's infidelity--what if it was something altogether different and ( Read more... )