Sorry about the size of the pictures, if I try to make them any bigger they get really fucking blurry.

I resently spent four days in a car with three of my aunt (who are all over the age of fifty) driving from Conroe (which is located about thirty miles north of Houston) to the Texas panhandle and back just to see this

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Who else misses good ole Bill Nye?

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The Black Parade is Dead OWNS MY FUCKING SOUL!

I just found out that APPARENTLY George Carlin died at like 5:00 PM Sunday afternoon. Now I say APPARENTLY because I refuse to believe it, but I'm not ruling it out as trufax 'cause George is, as he liked to call it, an "old fuck." Once this information is confirmed by a more reliable source (like Good Morning America, or some other news program ( Read more... )

I probably shouldn't ramble about the Twilight series because I haven't even finished reading book one yet (I'm currently 190 pages into it, ch. 9) but I'm going to anyway.  I started reading it because everyone else is, which definately counts as lame but I don't really give a shit.  Reading Twilight was something to occupy me durring the last ( Read more... )

Title: You Don't Know A Thing About My Sins
Rating: G
Pairing: Implied Gerard/Frank
Summery: Gerard's confesion gets him kicked out of church.
Word count: 1,297

“What time is it?”

Frank diverted his eyes from the tv and leaned across my lap to reach for the remote on the other side of the couch.  I stared at the smooth expanse of his back, a few muscles ( Read more... )

Title: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice Wasn't Made For Only Girls
Pairing: Ferard
Genre: Humor, Drama
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own or know MCR.
Summary: Gerard is a gay transvestite who must convince his future inlaws that he's straight.
Warnings: Homosexuality (naturally) cross dressing and sex.
Authors Note: Based on the movie The ( Read more... )

Oh god, I had the most fucked up dream last night.  Mikeyway was in it and he had this car, it was a convertable and it was purple with red and yellow flames down the sides and he took me for a ride in it.

But wait it gets better!

Mikey was shirtless the entire time, which is surprising in and of itself, but what made it even more fucked up is ( Read more... )

Jack ran his fingers through his red-blond hair and studied the huge square of blacktop before him.  Shopping carts were scattered across the blistering hot asphalt, some tangled in and around metal cart corals and others taking up otherwise empty parking spaces.  He grimaced as he pulled a water bottle from the front pocket of his shorts and took ( Read more... )

Title: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice Wasn't Made For Only Girls
Pairing: Ferard
Genre: Humor, Drama
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own or know MCR.
Summary: Gerard is a gay transvestite who must convince his future inlaws that he's straight.
Warnings: Homosexuality (naturally) cross dressing and sex.
Authors Note: Based on the movie The ( Read more... )