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Yippy-ki-ay mother fucker
They tell me that reality is better then a dream,
But i found-out the hard way,
Nothing is what it seems,
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I new i reconized my girl-friend's legs from somware.................But i just couldn't remember what they where from.
Then like a fue minutes ago im like
"Holy shit, her legs are like Jessica Rabbit's legs"!
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Pizza
Jessica has the nicest, longest, most Barbie-like legs in the whole world!
I messured her leg!
She has amizing 3 foot long fucking legs!
She is like....5'6 feet tall or somthing
That means her legs are about 2 thirds of her whole body!
Fucking 3 feet long.................
That is 36 inches on leg!
90 centimeters of leg!
One yard of leg!
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In your face mother fuckers!
Hahaha!
In your face!
I am going out with the hotest girl on this side of the mississippi River!
And you are not!
Nana nana boo boo!
She honestly is perfect.
I don't think that i have ever felt this way for a girl before:
Its like this:
I see other girls, : walking down the street, (or online) (yall know what im sayin, *wink*)
I see all these ( Read more... )
