Ted feels strongly about this.
In the picture above, Ted is.. pictured. Ted, as you may well see, is a lion. Ted grew up in Kansas with his other 4 lion brothers. Ted was the runt of the litter. He had always had problems keeping up in lion school. Yes, there is such a thing in kansas, so stop laughing. Anyway, Ted found that school was harder for him than other lions his age. Take for instance, in roaring class 101, he could never scare the humans they brought in for thier tests. It was simple enough, the lion teacher, Mr. MacEnnerny to be exact, would usher in a human, whom by the way was already pretty scared, and Ted was to roar in such a way as to make the human frightened. Teds older brother was well known for having the best roar in school. They say he made 4 humans wet themselves in one day of class. Although Ted knows it was just 2. But thats neither here nor there. Ted had never been able to scare a human with his roar. His father, Paul, had been upset with his roaring grades. He had told him hours and hours of stories about when he was a youth and how not only had he scared the humans in his roaring class, but back then they were able to eat them afterward. Ted felt that his father didnt respect him because of his inability to roar properly. OK. Back to the class. So Ted steps up, goes into his proudest stance and.. well if I were allowed to repeat what came from those chops, im afraid you wouldnt even finish this story. It was that terrible. Not only did the human not wet themselves, they started to laugh and look around like this was some sort of joke. At one point the human even said this, "Is this a joke? Can I go now?". Which cemented the fact that Ted couldnt roar as he should.
Alright, now i boared with this story. And the only reasn I even started thi story is to go along with the picture I just made in photoshop. I wanted to make a story up that tells my story in some ways. bt its crap and im tired and hungry so im going to watch SNL and eat something. probably pizza.
oh, and Ted sucks. theres no happy ending. he just fails alot and then ends up doing nothing with his life.
the end.