Twenty-Second Bite || Voice & Action

[wimpyvampire]

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Geez. This is really getting out of hand. It happened again. I don't see how you vampires can get blood so easily, without making a big deal out of it. I'm scared to try drones. I just wish there was an easier way to get it and that I don't actually have to suck anyone's neck for it.I wanted to apologize to those of who witnessed me in

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[austere_dust]

[CREEPIN' UP BEHIND CONBAT what is this why is there a fuzzy little thing waddling around on the street.]

Yer a funny lil' thing.

[wimpyvampire]

*HE JUST FEELS that tall dark shadow looming over him. How awkward it was since, Conbat was just trying to squeeze through a gap in the fence, but seems to have gotten stuck. That's what bat obesity does to you...

He hears the man and squeaks, struggling to get out, flailing his wings and feet.*

HRK!

[austere_dust]

[PLUCKING HIM UP BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK well if a bat even has a scruff.]

No', no', where ya tryin' t'run off to?

[wimpyvampire]

*He wriggles in his grasp and shouts at him.*

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!

[perfektsymmetry]

This might be a stupid question, but, um, is there any way you can take,ah, donations? Like save blood in the fridge? Maybe you can stock up or something...?

[wimpyvampire]

Would there honestly be enough people to offer blood donations? To a vampire?

[perfektsymmetry]

W-well, maybe, i-if it would keep you from attacking people... I-I mean I known you can't help it. O-Or maybe, we can find someone who works at the hospital, and can get something from the supply there.

[wimpyvampire]

I tried that once, and they gave me two bags.

The two bags didn't last long, lemme tell ya.

[thirdeyeclosed]

It's not a problem. Lots of people get grumpy when they don't eat for a while, right?

[wimpyvampire]

Either that or they pass ou-- I was not grumpy!

[thirdeyeclosed]

But you yelled at me, remember?

... I guess that was kinda my fault, though. Sorry!

[wimpyvampire]

Just don't let it happen again.

ACTION

[myblimpisbigger]

[What is the Baron doing out this late? Trying to fix the giant mashed-up robot in his front yard! Theta did promise to help him with it, but there's no harm on getting started early, and now that his crazy 'wife' is back to her usual affably murderous self, he'd rather not be inside.

Of course, he's not making much headway, so 'fixing' right now consists of sitting in his driveway and grumpily watching the street. And then a tiny fat fuzzy thing waddles across his line of sight.]

What on earth...

[wimpyvampire]

*Conbat huffs as he looks up at the fence, trying to think of a way through. He couldn't climb, that fear of heights would set in--

The bat freezes and he glances over his shoulder to see the... gigantic... tall.... man....*

Eeep.

[myblimpisbigger]

[Lock eyes, from across the room yard... and yeah, that's all of that parody that I got. Anyway. Klaus is just going to sit here and delicately raise his eyebrow at the poor little bat.]

Well?

[wimpyvampire]

You... remember the guy that ran around naked before w...well. I'm that guy.

[wizardoftheweek]

... Again?

[wimpyvampire]

......Again.

[wizardoftheweek]

... I see.