Twenty-third Bite || Voice

[wimpyvampire]

*I BET YOU ALL MISSED THE COMPLAINING VAMPIRE. He's been happy and waving to those he has walked by since Tuesday. But now he's back to his old self! Shouting and shrieking into the phone yet again. This is the first time he has ever been droned.*Why do I have oil on my white pants? Was I just... working on the car? The fuck is with this?! Last

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[vassalation]

So you're finally back to fuckin' normal? Good, I was getting tired of you smiling and asking me how my day was.

[wimpyvampire]

...

Yes I am back to normal.

[vassalation]

Great, now maybe Hanna will snap back to normal too.

[wimpyvampire]

Hanna's droned? ...Geez.

[thelittlecanary]

You burnt your arm? Have you treated it yet? [Concerned Garnet is concerned for grouchy vampire.]

[wimpyvampire]

N-NO! No It's alright, really! It'll go away!

[thelittlecanary]

[Downplay it all you want, Conrad, but she's heard it all before. The excuses used to range from "Bah! 'Tis a flesh wound!!" to "Buzz off. I'm fine." to "Really, Dagger, it's not that bad!" so the insisting on her part is practically instinctual.] Are you certain? Burns can be very serious injuries!

[wimpyvampire]

I am certain.

[wimpyvampire]

I wasn't a vampire to start out with!

[wimpyvampire]

Tch. Says you!

[deaths_heritor]

. . . Hungry for solid sustenance, I hope.

[wimpyvampire]

... I can't eat regular food.

[deaths_heritor]

Is this going to be a regular thing with you every few weeks or so? Do you need me to start leaving dead animals outside your door?

[wimpyvampire]

N-NO! I've got my own sources now!

[child_abuser]

Need a meal?

[wimpyvampire]

I ah...

*YOU STILL SCARE HIM JECHT*

[child_abuser]

I'm nippin' this one in the bud before my damn center comes runnin' over there again to let you suck on her. If you need blood, get your ass over here.

[wimpyvampire]

Oh like taking blood away from you is any better?