Twenty-Fourth bite || VOICE

[wimpyvampire]

[PROPERLY FILTERED AWAY FROM FINAS AND CASIMIRO] hooray for conrad~Z-Zevran? You there? I know you have some fighting skills... so I need your advice on something

Comments

[armywithcountry]

Offense always works. Attack them before they attack you! And train more! If you enlist in my awesome training, I guarantee you'll be beating the shit out of them - as long as you're not a complete sissy, of course!

[wimpyvampire]

Y-You offer training? That might work.

[armywithcountry]

Of course I do! Prussian training's the best in the whole goddamn world! Gotta warn you first, though - I don't go easy on anyone! You sign up, you better be ready to work!

[wimpyvampire]

What is it, just like a few push ups here or there, or what?

[deaths_heritor]

. . .

Learn the art of strategic retreat. Playing dirty is perfectly acceptable as well.

[wimpyvampire]

But they'll only chase me down! I can't really HIDE here in Mayfield.

[deaths_heritor]

Then befriend a very powerful person.

I don't know what sort of tips you expect if you say they're immune to attack.

[wimpyvampire]

I don't wanna just rely on other people all the damn time! I just want to know some defensive moves that don't involve running away!

[wizardoftheweek]

Why not try magic?

[wimpyvampire]

I don't have any magic.

[wizardoftheweek]

You are a vampire, are you not?

[wimpyvampire]

Yeah but they don't REALLY have magic...

[weiss_tank]

Defense is actually easier then the movies make it out to be.

[wimpyvampire]

Do you have any advice on defense then? Like... defending other people?

[weiss_tank]

Well, admittedly I'm better at defending myself, but it's not too much different. I could show you if you like?

[Hey, Conrad can't be worse then Theo, right?]

[wimpyvampire]

*...TRUE.*

Y-Yeah sure! My address is 723 Anderson Lane.

[thatsnotaknife]

Be careful of the one punch kill. Unless that's what you're going for, I s'pose.

[wimpyvampire]

O-One punch kill?

[thatsnotaknife]

Yeah! We had to make laws against it at my place.

[wimpyvampire]

I don't think they'd want to kill me anyways. More like they wanna rough me up... a lot.