Thirtieth Bite || ACTION

[wimpyvampire]

*GUESS WHAT? There's a small bat and a kitten who is following it, walking down the street! The kitten is a dark grey with yellow eyes, and a red collar around his throat. He seems to be following this small bat, trotting behind it.

You may see one of these scenarios!

A The kitten suddenly pounces onto the bat. The bat screeches bloody murder as

Comments

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[crazyclownwoman]

[Laughing]

Aw, how cute!

[wimpyvampire]

W-WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING!?

[crazyclownwoman]

Okay! Okay!

[Runs inside. Comes back out with...a camera.]

Say cheese!

[wimpyvampire]

*HDSJKDH HARLEY, he screeches and struggles more to get out from under his cat, but Pratchett is now nuzzling the little bat, who now looked like a red puff ball*

A

[doc_furcoat]

[Guess who just happened to be outside enjoying a smoke? Why Worth had! He'll take note of this interesting event before getting up, swaggering with both hands in his pockets, smirking around his cig.]

An' y'say I'm dirty, fangs? Seems like yer the dirty one tonight.

[wimpyvampire]

*OH have a death-like glare in your direction Worth. Conrad tries to crawl away from his cat.*

I AM NOT DIRTY!

[doc_furcoat]

The pussy sure thinks ya are.

[wimpyvampire]

WORTH DAMMIT, HELP ME WOULD YOU!?

( b. )

[vassalation]

[ guess who's sitting on his porch and laughing?

oh yeah, this guy right here. ]

[wimpyvampire]

*HDSJKDH FUCK YOU VESER.

Conrad flops in the air a few more times before the kitten loses interest and his face slams into the ground*

[vassalation]

[ that flopping and then face slamming does nothing to help stop the laughter.

if anything it just gets worse. imagine that. ]

[wimpyvampire]

*And the kitten beings to lick at his paw, paying no mind to the bat anymore as it slowly gets up to his feet, wobbling and rubbing at his face*

H...Hrn, shit, SHUT UP YOU TWAT.

A. I-I'm alive, honest.

[withtheidiot]

[Sorry dad, but your not!son isn't being very helpful and is just peering down at the cat grooming you, looking unimpressed.]

......

[wimpyvampire]

Yeah don't come rushing to HELP me or anything.

[withtheidiot]

You seem to be having fun.

[wimpyvampire]

NO I AM NOT! Now help me out!