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Voting for Round #3 of the Worst First Lines Competition

Oct 16, 2010 23:29

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amy_star_ October 17 2010, 05:32:08 UTC

I am so glad to see so many entries for this round! terrible excellent job, guys!

whistler_wren October 17 2010, 07:06:21 UTC

How can anyone resist the Nutella?

amy_star_ October 17 2010, 08:49:45 UTC

I certainly couldn't. ;)

aescu October 17 2010, 07:41:57 UTC

Oh my god! What are these?! My head hurts after reading those... nightmares of sentences (and I'm not even a native speaker).

amy_star_ October 17 2010, 08:53:23 UTC

Are you familiar with the Bulwer-Lytton contest? Every year they give an "award" for the worst opening lines in fiction. This is our fannish take on that. :) Check out some of the atrocities (most of which are actually published professional works) here: http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

We're actually proud of how bad we can be. :D

aescu October 17 2010, 16:44:43 UTC

darkamber October 17 2010, 11:03:29 UTC

OMC! This is just... I don't even... brain bleach needed, stat!

amy_star_ October 17 2010, 19:40:08 UTC

Isn't it fabulous? ;)