O cruel world

[windandwater]

I just got an e-mail from Godiva, inviting me to make a custom Easter basket at their boutiques, and you get a free basket, ribbon and trimmings.

WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU BASTARDS.

Comments

[gunxshyed]

WHY DON'T YOU GET FREE FUCKING CHOCOLATE.

[windandwater]

I still get a free one every month, and one on my birthday. IF ONLY THERE WAS A GODIVA NEAR ME.

[samikitty]

i'm sorry... but i totally lol'd. your life is full of cruel irony.

[windandwater]

Stop laughing at my pain! DDDDDDDDD:

[samikitty]

i walked by a godiva last friday and also... mocked your pain. :D :D :D :D

[windandwater]

.................... I hope all your chocolate melts! D:

[mikkeneko]

would you consider a field trip to the nearest godiva, plus a basket, to be a good birthday present? :P

[windandwater]

Possibly. >_>;;

Though, the basket isn't really free. You have to buy $25 worth of chocolate, and then they'll package it up all cute and baskety for you.

[mikkeneko]

Right, that's why I specified "plus the basket." XD

Your birthday is on Tuesday, correct? So if you went out on that day you'd get a free birthday truffle?

[windandwater]

Yes, my bday is on Tuesday. So I could get my free truffle. But the basket ends on the 8th, since that's Easter. Though the store would still be full of after-Easter sale chocolate. XD;; I just found out my mom has the week off though, so I might be spending my actual bday with my parents.

[sukino]

I totally laughed too. >_>;;;

[windandwater]

You would. D: