In a
word association study the number one word associated with President George W. Bush: Incompetent. Coming in a close second and third are idiot and liar.
01. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR EX IF YOU COULD?
Um, no.
02. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Red fleece sweater thing.
03. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
Yes, yes I have.
04. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR MYSPACE TOP 8?
Huh?
05. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
All but one
06. DO YOU HOLD GRUDGES?
Only tiny little insignificant ones, the big ones require too much effort. Rarely does Karma not work if retribution is called for.
07. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?
Four: two baked, one grilled and one deep fried with a twist of lime.
08. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
Yes, though that whole situation just gets stranger and stranger.
09. DO YOU MAKE OVER 40K A YEAR?
Um, no.
10. NAME ONE SONG YOU CAN RELATE TO RIGHT NOW.
High on Life - Rasputina
11. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?
Geez, I forget to answer to my own name some days. Why would I want to have to learn another one?
12. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
Have nearly every day for the last four years, and a great majority of the eight years before that.
13. WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER'S NAME?
Donna
14. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST B DAY?
I don’t rightly remember. I suppose that means I went out drinking.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING IN THE ROOM YOU ARE IN?
I’d have to say it’s the exit door, seein’ as its Friday afternoon and I’m at work.
16. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP?
Ten to seven in the a of m
17. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT TWO NIGHTS AGO?
Sleeping
18. HOW MANY EX'S ARE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
Zero
19. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?
Under the right circumstances
21. FAVORITE COLOR?
I like a nice blue that lives close to gray on the color wheel.
22. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO?
Leave work.
23. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?
Last Sunday at family dinner
24. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR SIBLINGS?
Surprisingly, yes.
25. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
I’d like some nice pecs and abs please, could you get on making that happen magic meme writer?
26. IF YOU HAD $250,000 HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?
Pay off my mortgage, buy a new car and squirrel the rest away in high return investments.
27. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT YOUR CURRENT JOB?
3 years in June
28. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO TOM?
There was a guy named Tom once that I talked to.
29. LAST PERSON YOU CALLED?
According to my phone, the Muffin.
30. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Angus burger and fries.
31. YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
May, June, mebbe early September
32. LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
February/March
33. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM ANYONE?
Ha! I’ve filled two closets. I have no need to borrow clothing.
34. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?
The clock on the wall that I swear is running backwards, or has decided to count minutes twice.
35. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
LJ and Gmail
36. LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED?
Nathan
37. LAST PERSON THAT MADE YOU FEEL SAD?
Myself
38. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I suppose. I’m more likely to take a bullet because I didn’t notice the gun though.
39. FAVORITE DRINK?
Raspberry Vodka and Sprite, if alcoholic, or Diet Coke, if not.
41. GOOD SEX OR XTACY PILL?
Good Sex, hands down.
44. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Hate is such a strong word.
45. DO YOU OWN A CAMERA PHONE?
Yup, don’t use the camera though.
46. WHAT ZODIAC SIGN IS THE OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTIONS?
Huh?
47. FAVORITE STARBUCKS DRINK?
Ptoo! I spit on Starbucks.
48. TURN ONS?
Eyes, nipples, intensity
49. DRUG OF CHOICE?
Alcohol, or the occasional toke
50. DOES IT FEEL LIKE SOMEONE BREAKS YOUR HEART A LITTLE EVERY DAY?
Nope. I’m a cold and unfeeling bastard.