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Today i saw a late 60s Mustang with a Zebra print paint job...

i almost crashed the Honda i was crying so much

just one more beautiful thing in this world ruined because everyone is a fucking idiot

Have you ever thought that maybe woodchucks used to have a great time chucking wood. But then that rhyme about it started to make the past time too competitive because people were pushing them too hard to see just HOW much wood woodchucks can chuck, then woodchucks as a whole decided to stop chucking wood.

because ive thought about it a lot

If I Had Money...

I would buy a 2007 Honda Civic DX, but then im doing that anyways without having money, isnt the world a fun place?

If I Had Money...

I would buy the land on Limekiln lake and keep the cabins just the way they are, seriously

This time around if i had money i would use it to bring happiness and comfort to all the people of the world...

NOT!! Beer and Porno ALLLLLL the way!!!

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This week on "If I Had Money"...

if i had all the money i could ever want i would buy brand new couches, mess them up a little bit and leave them by the side of the road with a sign that said "Free! no flesh eating diseases what-so-ever" and see how many of them get taken.