✤ thirteen; (april fool's event)

[windmill]

[The sound of inhaling, long and slow.

And then yelling.]

Would you all shut the hell up?! I'm tryin' to get a good high going on here! I mean, waking up in bed with Taiwan-?! My day started out getting beat with pillows and I NEED THIS HIGH.

I'll fucking beat you all with your goddomme phones if you don't shut up!

Comments

[fuelefficient]

[SORRY BRO BUT]

Taiwan-san will be staying with me.

[windmill]

She's my wife, abusive or not.

[fuelefficient]

She comes from a time when she was my colony which means she belongs to me.

[windmill]

That means nothing, since we're in personal union now. I'm calling it Netherlands-Taiwan.

[luxembeer]

Holland. I will say this once, and only once. Stop calling me at three in the morning.

1/ilu

[windmill]

You're way more fun than Bel to talk a--

[windmill]

[Wait.

What.]

[windmill]

[That's... Luxembourg's voice. There's no mistaking it, not for any reason.

Then that must mean--]

[hit_me_haaarder]

I already did.

[windmill]

I'd rather do it myself, damnit!

[hit_me_haaarder]

OOOOOOOH! Really, really? Yay! Okay, okay, but you need to promise me...

You'll hit me...

Really hard, k?

[windmill]

[...

what]

You sound about twelve.

[boringairport]

That kills braincells, you know.

ALWAYS HERE TO ABUSE

[windmill]

It does not. So does eating tulips, I'm sure.

THIS IS ALL PART OF HIS GET-OUT-OF-DEBT PLAN SOMEHOW

[boringairport]

That explains why you'd call me at four in the morning.

SO MOE.... /BEATS THOROUGHLY

[windmill]

I'm calling because you're all being too fucking loud.

[wafels]

Wait, Taiwan?

Really?

[windmill]

We're married!

[wafels]

What? Who the hell would marry you and Taiwan?!

[windmill]

The town did. All the photo albums and stuff... it's kind of creepy.