✤ sixteen; (it lights the blights and bruises)

[windmill]

[Netherlands barely makes it home. He's bleeding profusely from an axe wound from Denmark, and collapses in the doorway once he does, teeth grit together, breathing hard, blood falling in a steady drip, drip, drip from between his tensed fingers over the wound. After several minutes of rest, he drags himself to the phone in the living room

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[when_in_me]

Having fun, Netherlands?

[windmill]

Get the hell inside! That thing's going to eat you! [he points at where Hello Miffy is lurking behind a house. it hasn't noticed the two of them yet.]

[when_in_me]

Oooh, I've never seen an animal like that before! Is it yours? Can I fight it?

[windmill]

[holds up his blood-splattered fire extinguisher, the only thing he could grab fast enough from the house] I've been beating its skulls in over and over and it's not working. So there's nothing you can do--

[is_an_island]

There's something rotten with Denmark?

[windmill]

[in

the closet

Hello Miffy snarls outside]

Yeah, he went fucking crazy and tried to kill me. And now there's a monster trying to kill everyone.

[is_an_island]

Is Denmark after you? That idiot--but it's not like I want to help you or anything, it's just that your name is frailty.

[windmill]

Look-- I'm gonna deal with Denmark later. I was going to, but he's not the problem now. It's this-- [THUMP THUMP

oh god it's trying to get in] ...Hello... Miffy.

YOU'RE WELCOME

[followyouthere]

[Both Margot and Nadia are taking a walk down the street, hand in hand. Margot's still sick, hacking up a lung and lighting everything on fire without meaning to. It was at her insistence, against Nadia' wishes of bedrest, that they take a walk.

That had been a mistake.

Both girls stare in horror as the thing comes running right for them, not entirely sure what it is they're seeing.]

STILL SCREAMING

[windmill]

[And seconds behind the fucking thing is Netherlands with a gore-covered fire extinguisher.]

Get away from them! [NOW he's trying to beat it thoroughly over both heads. Hear the sickening crack of skulls.]

1/2

[followyouthere]

[Shoving Nadia has hard as she can out of the way, moving to the other side if the creature.]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

2/2

[tooshallpass]

[Tumbling to the ground with a terrified squeal.]

Wh-what is that?!

[bornwithskison]

[THERE IS A RATHER

BLOODCURDLING SCREAM ON THE OTHER END OF THAT PHONE LINE, NEDERLAND.

someone just got 'eaten'.]

[windmill]

[WHOSE GIRLY SCREAM WAS THAT]

Taiwan?!

[bornwithskison]

[NOTHING

BUT SILENCE

AND THE SOUNDS OF A KILLER RABBIT MUTANT CAT THING.]

[windmill]

Fuck, someone else-!? [WHY THE HELL IS IT SO HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF] Tell me where you are!

[beato_fangirl]

[Hey look, an adorable little girl!

And she's staring at the quickly approaching horrible bunny monster thing! Just. This face.

This won't end well.]

[windmill]

[No. No, it will not. Hello Miffy sees an appetizer in Maria. And Netherlands is about a block behind it, worn-out and bleeding from previous scuffles trying to capture the fucking thing. He doesn't notice Hello Miffy's new target.

Said monster is now approaching her.]

[beato_fangirl]

[B-Backing up now. And really wishing Sakutaro or Ange was here right now.]

U-Uuu, nice... bunnies?

[windmill]

[Hello Miffy squeaks! Where 'squeaks' means 'MAKES A HIDEOUS HUNGRY NOISE'. Look at all that blood dripping off of it. Now it's circling her.]