Title: like a young thing (and i think i like it) Rating: NC-17 for brief sexual content. Word count: 6.5k Summary: Jongin has a problem, and it's Lu Han. Jongin/Lu Han.
CATHY I CAN'T EVEN WITH YOU HOW DARE YOU POST THIS WITHOUT WARNING KAI HATES LUHAN'S FACE IS THE KAI/LUHAN THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
So much for "We Are One," Jongin thinks. More like, we are one heartless asshole.
legitimately want to fling my laptop across the room in glee. how are you so hysterical and yet still manage to get everything wonderfully right all the time!!! sehun has a crush, and jongin has a problem, amazing. I didn't even realize how badly I needed asshole bffs kai/sehun until this fic. THAT BEAUTIFUL PASSAGE where you run down kai's problems, from the teaser to the photoshoot to the wkorea shoot, and oh my god, I really can't describe how much I love everything you write.
Jongin has always been obsessive to begin with. You had to be, to do ballet, to get that little edge on dancing, to survive as a trainee, letting the details both wash over you and magnify into a purpose.
ugh, the way you switch so easily from humor to something like this that hits me right when I least expect it so that I'm left going, yes, you
( ... )
you know the only reason why you liked this is because a) half these ideas only arose because the whole lot of you prompted them and b) you held my hand through most of the steps, even if you didn't know you were doing it *___*. It's weird that i started this fandom experience by declaring how much i hate kai and how much I LOATHE HIM and now I can't stop writing the same goddamned permutation of this boy over, and over, and over again.
I want all the asshole bff kai/sehun FOREVER, whether or not it ends with them romantically or jealous of each other or hateful, i just want their delicious stupid interaction, and you know I will forever manage to sneak in Yixing whenever Luhan's nearby, sigh. WHEN WILL IT BE TIME FOR LAYHAN. (now is always the right time for more layhan, wink wink, nudge nudge)
(i honestly felt like i owed kai an apology ;___; i thought about writing him a little note but then i was like LOOK AT YR LIFE, LOOK AT YR CHOICES so i got drunk instead.)
It was supposed to be cute and easy!! and then jongin started whining about his issues and then it was like he couldn't stop and before you know it the second half of this slipped out and it was all ~psyche, it was angsty after all~~
sorry for the bait and switch! I hope you enjoyed it anyway. ♥
WOW I HATE YOU WOW you don't know how much willpower i needed to not post a disguised 'spot' comment wow i hate you wow
and pushes Sehun so far against the wall that he has to put his foot in a trash can to keep himself from falling over FUCKING CRYING-- "If I Were Kris You Wouldn't Be Doing This." FUCKING C R Y I N G then hastily adds, "hyung," KILL ME NOW
on his thousandth replay of Justin Bieber. "You are the baby," i actually giggled out loud-- CATHY I CAN'T EVEN READ THIS GD FIC BECAUSE I HAVE TO STOP TO PASTE EVERY OTHER LINE laskdjfkl baekhyun ilu alksdjf sehun bbuing bbuing alskdhgalskhgdlksag More like, we are one heartless asshole. oh my god be calm my outbursts of sniggering "You're not even that attractive." OH MY GOD HOW CAN I PRETEND I AM NOT HAVING FUN AND DOING SOMETHING DILIGENT WHEN MY DAD CAN HEAR ME GIGGLING LIKE A MORON U R RUINING MY LIFE
A CRUSH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JONGIN FAILING AT BEING GREASY omfg kris/suho squinting at tiny televised kai. omg sehun picking luhan to look at and kai being afraid to look
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I NEVER KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO YOUR COMMENTS, i often reread them because they make my day. WHY WASN'T THIS A FIC ABOUT THE CHINGU LINE TRYING TO SOLVE JONGIN'S TEEN ANGST, I feel like that would have been a much better fic than whatever this rubbish is, and Jongin could still grand jete across the roof!!
You know this shit would never get written if you and bing and em didn't keep me sane u___u and also I promise I will stop writing about Kai vs Jongin any minute now and get down to writing some indulgent kaisoo, unni swears she will fu ze ren u___u
I almost didn't comment on this because all I wanted to say was LET ME LOVE YOU. This is so gorgeously written. The tension and denial and whole air of indecision surrounding Jongin. And Lu Han, odd and unreadable Lu Han is so real yet untouchable that it hurts.
Aside from the fantastic way you characterized Jongin and his complexities, I also loveeed everyone else, from the "If I Were Kris You Wouldn't Be Doing This." to Magnae's bbuing bbuing. URG. I cannot handle them ;A;
AHHH i was actually so worried when I was reading your fic because I was in the middle of writing mine and I felt like I was stealing all your lines accidentally and slipping them into mine because you are so good at the EXO-K dynamic, PLEASE WRITE MORE OK ♥ I can't handle them either, it's like individually most of EXO-K makes me want to stab them with a fork but then when they're all together I can't help wanting to cuddle them forever and hope nothing bad happens :<
I want ALL the "jongin has a problem with lulu's face" fic in the world! There is never too much of it, and that is mostly because most days when I see Lu Han's face I feel like flipping a desk.
It is Baekhyun's fated duty to interrupt his bandmates inappropriately getting it on~ in fact it seems like it is most of EXO-K's fate to get cockblocked, sigh. I feel like I just couldn't allow Luhan and Kai to take their ust to the logical conclusion, though, because what if there is nothing else there but the sexual attraction?! ;_;
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HOW DARE YOU POST THIS WITHOUT WARNING
KAI HATES LUHAN'S FACE IS THE KAI/LUHAN THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
So much for "We Are One," Jongin thinks. More like, we are one heartless asshole.
legitimately want to fling my laptop across the room in glee. how are you so hysterical and yet still manage to get everything wonderfully right all the time!!! sehun has a crush, and jongin has a problem, amazing. I didn't even realize how badly I needed asshole bffs kai/sehun until this fic. THAT BEAUTIFUL PASSAGE where you run down kai's problems, from the teaser to the photoshoot to the wkorea shoot, and oh my god, I really can't describe how much I love everything you write.
Jongin has always been obsessive to begin with. You had to be, to do ballet, to get that little edge on dancing, to survive as a trainee, letting the details both wash over you and magnify into a purpose.
ugh, the way you switch so easily from humor to something like this that hits me right when I least expect it so that I'm left going, yes, you ( ... )
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you know the only reason why you liked this is because a) half these ideas only arose because the whole lot of you prompted them and b) you held my hand through most of the steps, even if you didn't know you were doing it *___*. It's weird that i started this fandom experience by declaring how much i hate kai and how much I LOATHE HIM and now I can't stop writing the same goddamned permutation of this boy over, and over, and over again.
I want all the asshole bff kai/sehun FOREVER, whether or not it ends with them romantically or jealous of each other or hateful, i just want their delicious stupid interaction, and you know I will forever manage to sneak in Yixing whenever Luhan's nearby, sigh. WHEN WILL IT BE TIME FOR LAYHAN. (now is always the right time for more layhan, wink wink, nudge nudge)
(i honestly felt like i owed kai an apology ;___; i thought about writing him a little note but then i was like LOOK AT YR LIFE, LOOK AT YR CHOICES so i got drunk instead.)
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sorry for the bait and switch! I hope you enjoyed it anyway. ♥
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and pushes Sehun so far against the wall that he has to put his foot in a trash can to keep himself from falling over FUCKING CRYING-- "If I Were Kris You Wouldn't Be Doing This." FUCKING C R Y I N G then hastily adds, "hyung," KILL ME NOW
on his thousandth replay of Justin Bieber. "You are the baby," i actually giggled out loud-- CATHY I CAN'T EVEN READ THIS GD FIC BECAUSE I HAVE TO STOP TO PASTE EVERY OTHER LINE laskdjfkl baekhyun ilu alksdjf sehun bbuing bbuing alskdhgalskhgdlksag More like, we are one heartless asshole. oh my god be calm my outbursts of sniggering "You're not even that attractive." OH MY GOD HOW CAN I PRETEND I AM NOT HAVING FUN AND DOING SOMETHING DILIGENT WHEN MY DAD CAN HEAR ME GIGGLING LIKE A MORON U R RUINING MY LIFE
A CRUSH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JONGIN FAILING AT BEING GREASY omfg kris/suho squinting at tiny televised kai. omg sehun picking luhan to look at and kai being afraid to look ( ... )
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You know this shit would never get written if you and bing and em didn't keep me sane u___u and also I promise I will stop writing about Kai vs Jongin any minute now and get down to writing some indulgent kaisoo, unni swears she will fu ze ren u___u
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Aside from the fantastic way you characterized Jongin and his complexities, I also loveeed everyone else, from the "If I Were Kris You Wouldn't Be Doing This." to Magnae's bbuing bbuing. URG. I cannot handle them ;A;
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ANYWAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING.
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I want ALL the "jongin has a problem with lulu's face" fic in the world! There is never too much of it, and that is mostly because most days when I see Lu Han's face I feel like flipping a desk.
It is Baekhyun's fated duty to interrupt his bandmates inappropriately getting it on~ in fact it seems like it is most of EXO-K's fate to get cockblocked, sigh. I feel like I just couldn't allow Luhan and Kai to take their ust to the logical conclusion, though, because what if there is nothing else there but the sexual attraction?! ;_;
Thank you so much for reading and commenting~~
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