I have a soft spot for  The Weepies.

There. 
I said it.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled livejournaling.

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check out the july 23 entry!

i don't have them anymore

don't worry, they didn't die or anything

they just aren't living with me and chewing on my things anymore

Fat Assassin. Best name for a weight-loss product ever. It has the word "ass" in it TWICE. And it's also great because it ties into the popular TERRORIST thing.

A deer was going 30 beside my car today. No other cars were around, and it just ran along for a while. It was exciting.

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And one day, a person like me at her desk doing work, imagines all of her co-workers dressed up as animals. And they're all brilliant actors and actresses at being themselves. Bristly, old rabbits and big, round turtles in shells. A pretty hound dog and a skinny cat wearing boots. Haha ( Read more... )

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An advertising agency is hiring an art director. Contact me for details! I will take a nap right now. Oh I can't wait. It'll be so good. Here I go.

Consider this fair warning to anyone who gets a car wash when it's freezing outside. Your locks might freeze and you'll have to call Pop-A-Lock to come get them open ( Read more... )

January was good, but February is going to rock.  I started a new job today, as a copywriter at a different agency.  Hooray!