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"I have an oscillating fan at my house. It goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "no." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying SHIT
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rip mitch.
i would light a candle.
but i cant since i live in a dorm :(
"i like the fedex guy, because he's a drug dealer, and he doesnt even know it!"
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we should just light one outside.
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