Before I head out the door....
BPAL SAYS: "Corrupted black plum, smoky opium and crumbling dead roses covered by a deceptive veil of Hungarian lilac, white gardenia and wild berry."
IN THE BOTTLE: Hm. Fruit and florals. This ... may be a Bad Thing.
WET ON SKIN: Oh, no. No no no no NO. Get it off, GET IT OFF NOW!
OVERALL: This smelled like rotten produce on me. Definitely one for the swap pile.
I'll try another scent later.