and i go where the trees go.

[windsor]

Five things meme, part two. In pretty random order, really. They're all slowly being finished. Again, go ahead and request more, whatever fandom.

For olleander:

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[of_doom]

Five likable things about Fernando Torres (besides his, uh, physical appearance) that remain despite Emer's virulent hatred of the boy and any effect her opinions may have upon us.

WHAT. DANICA, WHAT. :I

Ahahaha, though a lot of these make me laugh because, wow, theme night much? Although Niche's Q totally negates any point Danica's third Q, because damn. Iker/Villa much? THIS IS PAINFUL. YOU ARE RUINING THIS BOY FOR ME. AND IT'S NOT FAIR. DO IT AGAIN. :(

[windsor]

WHAT CAN I SAY. SHE IS A DEVIOUS GIRL.

Football fandom = crack of the best/worst kind, obvsly. And, hey, I'm an innocent party here! It's not like I encouraged these blasphemous prompts, you know. :x I really wanted to put for Danica's prompt: BECAUSE HE IS JUST TOO GOOD TO BE RUINED OKAY, but that might have destroyed the whole point of this exercise. Maybe fandom never touch him, and this doesn't count, okay.

just to spite you all. *runs*

[of_doom]

Q: FIVE THINGS DAVID VILLA CAN'T STAND ABOUT FERNANDO TORRES.

[windsor]

EDITED AND ADDED.

[of_doom]

WHAT. AND THEN THAT PICTURE. :((((((

[windsor]

You know, when you look at this picture and the ones of him molesting Iker in goal during training ...

[of_doom]

I totally ignore those. :x

He's a lone wolf, a cool cat. He's a solitary soldier. I AM GOING CRAZY, OBVIOUSLY.

[windsor]

*WHISTLES*

[of_doom]

HIS. HAIR.

I NEED TO STOP THIS BEFORE I EXPLODE.

[windsor]

I understand that this is a dangerous thing to say, but Villa's hair has totally triumphed over Xabi's to win, you know, the best footballing hair ever award. Because while Xabi's got that whole magically silky thing going on, you can't beat Villa's perpetually spiky-soft hair.

You really can't.

[of_doom]

......... Okay. I've kept this bottled up for a long time, but I think now's the time to admit that, for me, Villa's hair trumped Xabi's hair from the very beginning.

Aieee!

[windsor]

Baby, darling. Have you ever considered starting a David Villa site? To inform us clueless football fans aka me, who know, uh, almost nothing about him?

[blue_ant]

Five favorite footballers that don't play in England or Spain.
Five reasons Kaka should have gone to Real.
Five reasons I (callmecayce) should write Xabi/Steven, even though I don't like Liverpool.

[windsor]

First two added to the post! As for the third one, I'm going to have to think harder about that. (Because omg I would probably die if you did. In a really, really good way, of course.)

[blue_ant]

Hee. Ok.

[windsor]

Also. I was watching Real Madrid yesterday, and it is so incredibly weird seeing Reyes on their bench. I guess it shouldn't be, but seeing that surprised me more than seeing Cannavaro playing for them. :-?

[of_doom]

No one cares when you lost your virginity, David wants to say.

AHAHAHAHA. THIS COMPLETELY VALIDATES MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

Also. Serie A. Do you see this, Susan? This is DISAPPROVAL on my face.

[windsor]

I'M GLAD YOU APPROVE.

I completely blame the World Cup and Zidane's theatrics. I mean, who knows what could've happened? I would've been back to the norm of irrationally disliking all Italian players, but no.

[of_doom]

[windsor]

...

SCREAM. MY EYES. WHAT. WHAT IS THAT FLAT MOP OF DEAD PROTEIN ON HIS HEAD?