5. So, because they have an average mental age of, oh, seven, Pepe makes a bet with David in training one day. If he saves the penalty, David has to accept a dare, and vice versa. What David learns that day is to never, ever make a bet with him again, because he fucks up a penalty for one of the only times ever, and Pepe dares him to kiss Michel fucking Salgado. David is pretty much horrified but he's got his pride and he'll fucking well do it no matter the inevitable humiliation. A few minutes later, David sidles up to Salgado, gets him as a stretching partner, kisses him right on the mouth, and runs. Fast.
Really, really fast.
*spits nails* NO. YOU DIDN'T. *crawls to your house and DIES on your frontstep*
The Snuglies answer was suuuuupercute.
Somehow I find the image of old man Gerrard looming over wee Stevie's bed the best thing ever. >:D
always thought Timo was the princess in this story. Nice to have it affirmed. :D But oh, Susan. It's we who are not worthy. And I say this in the best possible way.;) Anyone who can make David Villa kiss (and run) Salgado, oh, priceless. But then, this is good. Iker curious and David stacking mags alphabetically, Xabi asking Stevie to be reasonable and how can you make "How do you take your coffee again?" sound like a combination of "I love you",and "Thank you for bing here."?
BTW, David's problems do not seem to end, do they? Romeo has epilepsy. Badly. *hugs David*
"Romeo has epilepsy." are you serious? he is like urinated by a cat:(
-------------------------------------- hahah cesc "hair products" and "hair gel" and becks "re-alphabetizing the stack of magazines on the coffee" "Brazil lose the next day" that's just funny XD xabi "He cuts his hair more often." so true ... well, i like it a lot.
Honestly, I only read the David-Cesc-XabiSteven bits but I loved them through and through. I swear, I can never go wrong with FBS. Wonderful writing, great picture of the characters (or to myself with glee for agreeing at how much you've captured each so honestly).
where the right words still elude him sometimes, where you can't stop fighting for a single moment, not if you want to win. hee!
You make me want to read pairing that I don't even have the slightest of interest in, damn woman. Your good. Really frickin, tootsie rolls and chmapionship wins kinda good. :D
Are you taking any more prompts? I hear your a Zidane fan as well, maybe try your hand at um...Five Things That Never Happened Between David Beckham and Zinedine Zidane If your not taking requests, sorry to bother ya. But it's one of those pairings everyone has such a hard time writing, because they are polor opposites. But isn't that the challenge?
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Really, really fast.
*spits nails* NO. YOU DIDN'T. *crawls to your house and DIES on your frontstep*
The Snuglies answer was suuuuupercute.
Somehow I find the image of old man Gerrard looming over wee Stevie's bed the best thing ever. >:D
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awesome!
i especially love the 3. and 4.
keep your writing up :D
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But oh, Susan. It's we who are not worthy. And I say this in the best possible way.;)
Anyone who can make David Villa kiss (and run) Salgado, oh, priceless. But then, this is good. Iker curious and David stacking mags alphabetically, Xabi asking Stevie to be reasonable and how can you make "How do you take your coffee again?" sound like a combination of "I love you",and "Thank you for bing here."?
BTW, David's problems do not seem to end, do they? Romeo has epilepsy. Badly. *hugs David*
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are you serious? he is like urinated by a cat:(
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hahah cesc "hair products" and "hair gel"
and becks "re-alphabetizing the stack of magazines on the coffee"
"Brazil lose the next day" that's just funny XD
xabi "He cuts his hair more often." so true
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well, i like it a lot.
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You make me want to read pairing that I don't even have the slightest of interest in, damn woman. Your good. Really frickin, tootsie rolls and chmapionship wins kinda good. :D
Are you taking any more prompts? I hear your a Zidane fan as well, maybe try your hand at um...Five Things That Never Happened Between David Beckham and Zinedine Zidane If your not taking requests, sorry to bother ya. But it's one of those pairings everyone has such a hard time writing, because they are polor opposites. But isn't that the challenge?
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