video; out by the river

[windsport]

[We interrupt your whatever to bring you an important announcement.]

The hot dogs are back.

[NO NEED TO PANIC YOU GUYS. The wieners may have been gone for a week, but his inexplicable hammerspace bags are fully stocked once more, with all manner of carnival foodstuffs and also fish bait and a few unsettling pears and a shiny golden feather,

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[Video]

[fallforthesky]

Hog... dogs...?

[Someone didn't go to the carnival.]

[Video]

[windsport]

[He nods earnestly.] Yes.

[But don't feel bad; he didn't know what they were either, until he went to the carnival. So he helpfully holds one up to the screen-- and thanks to the bait bag's blatant disregard for basic logic, the hot dog shows no signs of having been stuffed in a rather small sack for weeks.]

[Video]

[fallforthesky]

[Oh, she recognizes those! She's seen vendors selling them in the street sometimes, when on a mission- though she's never actually stopped to try them. And for a moment, she'll gloss over the fact that they are oddly, perfectly fresh in order to marvel:] We have actual- food?

[Nevermind that hot dogs technically skirt what can be considered 'real food'.]

[Video]

[windsport]

[Nodding again, putting the hot dog away and glancing into his spoils bag as he does so.] I have a lot.

[Hot dogs are totally REAL FOOD and so are funnel cakes and candy apples ok.......]

[Video]

[fallforthesky]

[She would die for the real food that is funnel cake. Maybe quite literally, as it's probably not that healthy to help yourself to sugary foods after months and months of subsisting on canned non-perishables.

THE MOST DOUBTFUL LOOK AS THE HOT DOG GOES BACK INTO THAT NAPPY-LOOKING BAG...] And they're still good?...

[Video]

[windsport]

[Death-by-funnel-cake doesn't sound too awful...]

Yeah. [Of course they're still good! What sort of spoils bag would this be if it let items go bad...]

[Video]

[fallforthesky]

[Sounds pretty good, actually-]

Does this mean you're sharing them, then?

[Well, for one, it's called a spoils bag...]

[Video]

[windsport]

Yeah! [Normally he would not share his precious, potentially-healing items for free like this, but he got these specifically because Allen told him everyone was starving, and HE'S THE HERO. Letting all the NPCs starve to death would be bad, probably!]

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[fallforthesky]

[LINK THEY ARE NOT NPCS, THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE.

And you know, she wasn't expecting such a ready agreement, which leads to a visible hesitation.] ...thank you.

[Video]

[fallforthesky]

[Stomach growl.]

[Video]

[windsport]

[NPCS ARE REAL PEOPLE!! Everyone is an NPC

except Link of course.]

[And he can hear that tummy grumbling.]

Do you want one?

[Video]

[fallforthesky]

[NO. WRONG.

Look at Alex's feed, Lena. Look at Alex's feed, look at Alex's feed-]

May-maybe...

[Video]

[windsport]

[NO. ALEX IS SPREADING LIES...]

[And that's a vague response there! Link considers it for a moment, glancing behind him at the river in the background.]

I'm by the bridge. [If you decide you do. want one.]

[Video]

[fallforthesky]

[Yeah, it's actually dog meat that's more likely to be in them. ALEX, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT...!!

Peering at his surroundings, too.] Why are you by the bridge...?

[She does... want one. But it doesn't seem prudent to make a first meeting about mooching food.]

[Video]

[windsport]

[Mmmmmm....]

I was walking by the river. [And he might've popped into Credinta (again) for a few things, but who knows! Ain't nothing wrong with mooching food, though. People often ask him for things upon meeting him.]

[Video]

[fallforthesky]

[Therein lies the difference between an NPC and a real person with Victorian upbringing.] Maybe I'll come down, then.

[To keep an eye on the child wandering by the fast-running river...]